Awkward title, apologies.
I’d like to sip lemonade on Beckdawreck’s porch and spend a pleasant evening chatting. I bet she makes a mean lemonade and good snack square thingies; I think she’d make me LOL a lot and can say “why, bless your heart!” in that way that means the very exact, hilarious opposite.
In an effort to not make you nor your racing BMW’s feel lonely, I’ll nominate Quadgop the Mercotan.
(Plus he’s like, wise and stuff).
Spelling? Kill me, pedants. I deserve it.
I’ll nominate Huey Freeman, who has just joined us here at the Dope. By the end of our porch chat, I will have learned plenty, and he/she will be as familiar with this place as anyone.
Someone bring Gatopescado. And his music.
(The lemonade is chilling, BYOB)
My good friend asahi.
Gato is my winter porch visit – freakin 112 when we drove through Nevada on Wednesday.
swampbear’s place for me. Lemonade is good, but he does like beer and cookies as well.
TubaDiva especially since she isn’t a Mod anymore; I don’t have to watch my language around her. Or maybe Soapy although with her I would still have to watch myself. 
Colibri. Always interesting and informative, and willing to occasionally indulge in calling a spade a spade in the Pit.
I’d like to share a beer, or a glass of scotch, with Silenus. I’ll even bring the beer!
**Crazy Canuck ** seems like they’d have a lot of interesting stories.
I’m going to Beckdawreck’s, far off the beaten path and I’m hoping she wants to cook, a lot! As a bonus, I think she has dogs!
There are many Dopers I’d love to have a face to face chat with, but I’ll go with monstro if I have to pick one for now. I find her to be intelligent, caring, and extremely thoughtful in personal, philosophical, and political discussions.
MandaJO. Maybe our SO’s can chat about whatever while we fall into teacher-talk, which teachers always do.
It’d be a long drive, but I’d like to hang out in Mangetout’s garden while he works on a project. If you haven’t been to his YouTube channel, check it out when you have a month or two to catch up on the back catalogue.
I’m more likely to have to watch my language around you!
An excellent choice, though it’s a long schlep from here to his porch in Panama. 
I’ll go with WordMan, since I think it’d wind up being a helluva jam session. I’d also love to hang out on LSLGuy’s porch, though he’s been away from the board for a while now, IIRC.
Definitely Colibri. So smart and knows so much about birds. I bet he has amazing stories about traipsing through the jungle in search of the Throatwarbler Mangrove.
I’d go with Kayaker, but I think I might need a ride home.
I was going to say beer with Kayaker, but an uber rude home.
