panache-If one of my candidates is unavailable, or dislikes me, I’d hang with you! 
Add BrainGlutton to my list.
A question first: Will there be weapons?
No one would stop you from bringing weapons into the house, but you’ll have to deal with the legal ramifications of you hurting any other dopers while in the house!
Definitely Real Omega Man and **Cicero **as my drinking buddies, but then I’m torn between Mean Old Lady, to add to the general drunkeness and bitching sessions, or **Sampiro **so I can hear more tales of his family.
The feathers have pointy ends.
And there will be fruitcake.
I was picturing you providing concept, book and lyrics with some suggestions from the rest of us. I was also picturing you as having final veto over musical decisions, to resolve any arguments over ‘artistic disputes’. The rest of us would contribute musical source material and groove it into shape.
Thanks…and having you there would ensure there would at least be something to drink that was worth drinking. Then again, conversations would be brief as we passed out and slept it off, day after day.
Regarding my other two choices, first I need to know if schizophrenic Dopers with multiple personalities are considered one or two or more Dopers?
But most importantly, I need to know if the other three Dopers would be able to help me change a light bulb. In another thread, over 160 people have shown they are incapable of assisting me to accomplish this feat, so this is a deal breaker.
You fib. 
I’ll choose Anaamika and Oakminster, because while either of them might decide that, on balance, the hypothetical third Doper is correct in saying I should be shot, Mika likes me too much do to it, while Oak will insist on making it a proper duel, even knowing that I’d intend to cheat. 
I forgot about Oak. We could talk about how old time wrestling was way better.
I’d pick Colibri, as he’s done more cool shit than any three people, and we’ve both been to a lot of cool places. I’d also resurrect QED.
Just read the entire Light Bulb thread. It’s a shame that noone gave you an answer
Capt
wind of my soul x 3.
I’lll go with three I’ve met in person:
My Beloved,Rahne McCloud(of course!)
Biggirl
Chefguy
I am positively offended that nobody’s picked me! Offended, I say! My only-barely-related-to-the-topic-at-hand rapid-fire-throw-everything-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks brand of comedy and overuse of hyphens would make any long term cohabitation a breeze!
You still post here?
MeanOldLady because she makes me think while I’m laughing.
Vinyl Turnip because he/she just makes me laugh. Even when I’m horrified 
LavenderBlue so we could plan our next book.
I pick **cuauhtemoc **and Maeglin because I’ve met them IRL and I feel fairly confident we could put up with each other for a month. And Sampiro, because I think we’d have plenty to talk about.
Before I opened the thread I had you on my list!
I’ll add olivesmarch4th and Biggirl.
Just don’t let me make my fracking chili recipe.