You are a smart person. What are you dumb about?

Let’s accept it as a given that we, here, are all brilliant. But it is very hard to be brilliant at everything. What can you not do or grasp?

Your response may be about a skill/task or just some sort of knowledge that you cannot get a handle on.

As for me, I am horrible at navigation/driving directions. I may have been to Larry’s Adult Emporium dozens of times, and I may have been to Albert’s Grease Bucket Restaurant a hundred times, but if I am tasked to navigate from Albert’s to Larry’s I’ll need a GPS, 2 maps, and a bloodhound.

Whatta ya got?
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I’m a big baseball fan, and sports fan in general, and I can’t really follow the deeper mechanics of the game. I could not look at a pitch and tell you what type it is. My eyes glaze over when people on Twitter post pitch maps and are like “Wow look at that!” I never remember who hits to which side of the field or tends to ground out vs fly out. Some of the expanded stats I have no idea about. Still, I listen to the game every night.

Same with football and basketball. I enjoy watching the games, and I follow along just fine but where an analyst can look at a play and see a pattern to which players went where and whether or not things were properly executed, I just see a mess of bodies and a ball.

I am too much of a perfectionist, and I refuse to believe that there any limits to what I can achieve if I work hard enough.

Do I get the job?

(Oh, full disclosure - most 5-year-olds can throw a baseball with greater speed and accuracy than me.)

Anything handy-mannish. It took me 10 hours over two days to install the very simple duct-work from the back of the dryer to the outside vent.

Mathematics. I dearly wish I could understand higher math because I suspect I would find it almost poetic, but my abilities stop at basic algebra.

Middle east politics.
Used to be really good at doing math in my head. I’m not anymore.

I can not learn to play a piano to save my life! You could pay me $1,000,000 and I still would not be able to understand written music.

I can play piano if it is in “piano tabs” format like this (makes sense to me)…

Baseball Charge

                             hold            hold

5|---------------------c----c----cccc--------g-e-gggg-
4|-Afga-Afga-bFGA-bFGA–gab–gab--------ceg–g-e-gggg-

Computers. Don’t understand them, don’t really like them.

Thank you in advance to whomever points out that I needed to use one to post this. You are so very clever.

Remembering peoples’ names/identities. I stopped trying, and just accept the fact that if I don’t hang out with someone all the time I’m going to forget who they are.

I get pretty pissy about this. If someone approaches me and they can’t believe I don’t remember them, I’m not going to play their game. I’ve come right out and told people to fuck off in the “guess who I am” game.

Look, you’re not getting out of paying me back that $500 I loaned you two weeks ago.

I can’t figure out how to use Facebook.

Nor the reason anybody would drink light beer. I keep asking people, and they just get either surly or dumbfounded, rather than try to explain it. I suspect it is because the media/industrial complex cum authority figure commands them to.

Who are you?

Past dates. Example:

So, RobDog, when did you work for Acme Inc?

Um. 1973 to 1986? 1999 to 2002? Last Tuesday? Eightyleven years ago? Help?

If I ever get hauled in by the cops and asked where I was on the 25th of last month, I’m basically screwed.

Please, stop worrying about whoever/whomever and learn about computers.

I am directionally dyslexic. I have lost my car in the parking lot more than once. Even making the effort to remember I parked next to the tree doesn’t help.

Math hurts too.

However, I am a spectacular speller and grammar fiend. I have been known not to purchase something because there was a grammatical error on the package.

I promise, I won’t say a word.

Yeah. Um, about that…

Numbers/math. Percentages, most multiplication, etc. I rely on calculators a lot, and sometimes I still use my fingers for basic counting (I’m 44). My parents both earned their degrees in math, and when I was a kid they would often wonder WTF happened. I’d rather slightly overtip someone–by rounding up–than try to figure out what 20% would actually be. And so on.

(Once, after getting help from someone at work with some pretty basic math-related stuff, I embarassedly said, “I swear I’m good at other things!”)

Is it bad that my “one thing” is about 90% of this thread already?

Don’t be mean.

This. I once left a Miami Dolphins preseason game at the end of the 3rd quarter. I didn’t find my car until the game ended.

And, like the OP, I have NO sense of direction.