You cant get bruises from smiling!

I am almost sure… what kinda lungbutter thought that up? :slight_smile:

I don’t know if you can get bruises, but you can sure get sore facial muscles from smiling.

Yes you can too get bruises from smiling, if you’re in a biker bar and someone calls Joe “Deathskull” a numbnuts and Joe turns around and sees you grinning.

Oh, you big turd.

I swear that it happened.

And you just had to add the LB, didn’t you?

Blech.

…but if you use smilies, ChiefScott will beat you up, so SMILIES may get you bruises.

L ::lungbutter drips out of the corner of his smiling non-bruised mouth::