you can't make this stuff up.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Poetic justice?

Lessons learned:

If you are planning on committing a sexual assault

  1. hit the gym first, so you are in decent shape
  2. get a car, or if you are forced to use a bicycle, choose a victim closer than 2 miles from your house, especially if you have failed to do (1).
  3. Pick your victim to be older than 77. Clearly, the poor woman fought back with vigor. Good for her. I hope she got up and kicked him in the nuts before he died.
  4. Don’t tell your victim that you don’t feel well and have to rest, and THEN try to fondle her after you’ve recovered.
    Why was this guy on the street? What possible value could he add to a community? What a piece of shit.
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Just what he deserved, the only item that made me say WTF? was his name: Isabel?!?!

That is a Spanish female name (that his second name was the same as a famous Mexican comedian does not help) and in a place where Spanish is prevalent, I can picture a literal hell of school years for him when he was young, as if that old “his parents were to blame” was something of a factor…

Nah, that is not much relevant, he deserved that fate.