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There is no suitable profanity to cover this.
I will not be able to sleep tonight. :eek: 
:mad: 
Fleh-doobly-dobbly-sha-sha-sha-sha-RAAAAAAAAAH! 
Satan is Real - and we’re darn happy about it!
Regards,
Shodan
The name may be unfortunate, but he is a major jazz musician.
I couldn’t make it all the way through the evil talking fetus…but I was sitting here yelling “Abort him! He’s EEEEVIL!” at my computer until I zipped forward and found out that, thankfully, the mother realized she was carrying Satan’s own kid and aborted him. That was just flat-out creepy and weird and wrong.
I have decided that Hugo Montenegro will now become my alter-ego.
My Art Vandelay, if you will. 
Best. Name. EVAR.
“Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!..”
“Today my heart began to beat. It will beat softly for the rest of my life, never stopping. After many years it will tire, and stop, and I shall die.”
:eek:
When I was a kid my father had about a dozen records in this series, which even as a 12 year old made me snicker. He also had this album, which to quote Mark Twain on the music of Wagner “is much better than it sounds”.
Does anybody remember a Christian artist who used to be on religious programming who had no arms but played guitar (very very badly) with his feet? He also couldn’t sing. It was really sad- the guy had no talent, just a disability, and wasn’t so much a musician as a Christian sideshow.
Tony Melendez courtesy of … wait for it… “Toe Jam Music”
From his bio: *During this time, he considered becoming a priest but couldn’t, because priests were required to have an index finger and thumb. *
I wonder why.
One of the primary duties of Catholic priests is performing Mass and distributing Communion, which is done with the thumb and index finger. IIRC part of the ordination ceremony involves having the thumb and index finger blessed.
Don’t know whether this is true or not, but I remember in (Catholic) grade school being told stories about how Chinese Communists used to punish priests by cutting off their thumbs and index fingers.
one of my favorite bible concepts is (and I paraphrase) “You will know them by their fruits”.
I echo the sentiment that my Atheism is reaffirmed.
Why am I not surprised? These are, after all, the same guys who denied a little girl
communion because of her wheat allergy (and yet, for some reason, her mom fought to get them to make an exception- rather than getting the hell out of there).
Lil’ Markie will haunt my dreams forever, naturally, but how can I transfer the creepiness to myiPod?
It’s the en of the world, as we know it,
And I feel fine!
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_q/bombfalls.html
I have nothing to say but AHHHHH!!
Although, if you could make a music video combining lil’ markie’s song with stop-motion images of the guy on that album…
“Whyyyyy did you kiiiiiiiilll meeeee…”
He sounds exactly like Butters! For a while there, I thought for sure this was just another sick South Park joke.
Sadly… I was mistaken.
Lil’ Markie, live in concert! (Quicktime format)
I also found a complete Lil’ Markie record in MP3 format. :eek:
<brief hijack>
Actually, Catholic theology states that the Body and Blood of Christ are present under the form of both bread and wine equally, so the girl always had the option of communing by partaking of the wine. She was never denied communion, only communion under the form that she preferred. </hijack>