(Mods, let me know if this is out of line?)
So, you get to commit one sin or one crime. Just one, only one. You get completely moral, legal, religious, etc. freedom from any consequences (other than the ones you intended).
What will it be?
Would this be one that I haven’t yet committed? Do I get to choose a new one, or would I have to stick with the old ones?
Adultery.
I’m all about coveting my neighbor’s ass.
Completely?
Rob a bank. For lots of money…if there’s no consequences, the money will stand me in better stead than one night of sex ever will.
That’d be in the lust Bob.
Wait, whose standards of “sinning” are we using? If I’m going by my own personal standards, then sex and masturbation aren’t sins to begin with, so I don’t need to worry about them. In which case, I would choose to rob Haliburton blind.*
If we’re using the Catholic church’s standards, however, I might have to think about it more.
*On 2nd though, I’m not sure that’s a real sin, either.
Okay, in light of Anaamika’s and The Weird One’s wisdom, I too would be filthy stinking rich (via the Haliburton route). Heffner wouldn’t get all that bunny goodness if he lived in a trailer park.
Kill Osama Bin Laden.
I’d never have to pay for a drink in a bar again.
Adultery with Johnny Depp. Over and over…for weeks maybe. And it could be anywhere…on a fire escape, in the back row of a movie house…doesn’t matter.
Maybe. But look at it the other way. No matter how much money you had, you probably couldn’t buy a night of sex with Pick Your Favorite Fantasy Star.
'S true…but I’ll bet my fantasy is *way * better than what Pierce Brosnan actually is like in bed.
Besides, with lots of money, I can pay someone to dress up in a suit and fake a British accent. 
God I’m boring, I would just want lots of oral sex from my own wife.
Got I’m boring, I would just want lots of oral sex from my own wife.
This is the “sin” thread, not the “Dreams that will never be fulfilled” thread, jrfranchi. 
Oops, I thought that by Christians standards I was asking for both.
Murder.
I’d rig the PowerBall lottery to come up with my numbers, and no one else would have them.
I’d go with envy.
Those people who have no moral constraints against feeling some of the less noble emotions?
I’d totally envy them.
Yes, yes, what she said. Only maybe Ewan McGregor instead of Pierce Brosnan.