You Godless Sodomites! The last days are upon you!

[astro]

You Godless Sodomites! (via Fark)

[Duke_of_Rat]

Goes kinda good with Cell Phones Shoved Up Asses

[Gozu_Tashoya]

Toast!

(And, man, if I had a buck for everytime he said “Sodom”…)

[Miller]

That guy is such a buzzkill.

[Mahaloth]

Wow, I can really see the peace that surpasses all understanding, along with the love of Christ in his eyes.

[WhyNot]

Wait. So Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are angels?

[Linty_Fresh]

I love how he talks about America being toast, and then a picture of toast just pops up on the screen. I guess it’s a visual aid to help the less intelligent family members grasp the metaphor.

Maybe it would help if Phred threw toast at the camera while dressed up as Dr. Frank-N-Furter–Yeesh, now that’s a protest ban, I’d happily support, First Amendment be damned.

[Rigamarole]

@Linty Fresh

I love how he talks about America being toast, and then a picture of toast just pops up on the screen. I guess it’s a visual aid to help the less intelligent family members grasp the metaphor.

That (and much of the rest of it) had me absolutely cracking up.

[Annie]

You can’t make me watch that. He’s icky.

[DiosaBellissima]

Not that I’m trying to insert logic into that douche’s rantings, but he says to remember that guy’s wife, because she was born in Sodom and therefore guilty by association. He says that being born somewhere thus makes you part of the problem and you must pay too. (Ok, later he adds some more qualifiers, but that’s beyond the point).

Now, since he was born in American, shouldn’t he go down just like Sodom Guy’s Wife?

[MetroGnome]

@DiosaBellissima

Not that I’m trying to insert logic into that douche’s rantings, but he says to remember that guy’s wife, because she was born in Sodom and therefore guilty by association. He says that being born somewhere thus makes you part of the problem and you must pay too. (Ok, later he adds some more qualifiers, but that’s beyond the point).

Now, since he was born in American, shouldn’t he go down just like Sodom Guy’s Wife?

Well, maybe he offered up his virgin daughters to the Godless Sodomites and demonstrated the proper level of faith and hospitality to be saved.

[Ice_Wolf]

Okay, I finally get to see what that git Phelps looks like (even to him peering hard at the teleprompter/set of cue cards in front of him.) I wish I hadn’t, now. Please don’t export him.

[dogbutler]

@DiosaBellissima

Now, since he was born in American, shouldn’t he go down just like Sodom Guy’s Wife?

Lot: My wife sucked 37 dicks!
Sodomite: In a row?

Is it just me, or does Phred look like the creepy dead preacher from Poltergeist II?

[js_africanus]

Wow. David Sedaris is really in trouble.

The analysis of the Rapture Right’s obsession with homosexuality in F.U.B.A.R. hilarious.

[brianjedi]

@dogbutler

Lot: My wife sucked 37 dicks!
Sodomite: In a row?

Is it just me, or does Phred look like the creepy dead preacher from Poltergeist II?

“Try not to suck any dick on the way through the livestock lot!”

[Tuckerfan]

@DiosaBellissima

Now, since he was born in American, shouldn’t he go down just like Sodom Guy’s Wife?

I think much of the Phelpster’s problems can be directly traced to the fact that he has never “gone down” or had some one “go down.” To paraphrase Robin Williams, He’s in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

[Annie]

@Tuckerfan

I think much of the Phelpster’s problems can be directly traced to the fact that he has never “gone down” or had some one “go down.” To paraphrase Robin Williams, He’s in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Do Phred?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

{Poof!!}
Oh look, now I’m a lesbian.