You gotta keep things light hearted

I’m writing report cards for my students, which can be enjoyable, but gets dreary after you have done a couple of dozen.

So it occurs to me to wonder what some of my comments would be like passed through The Dialectizer and translated into Elmer-Fudd speak. Nothing groundbreakingly hilarious, but it is kind of amusing to see “oh dat skwewy wabbit” in the middle of a comment about not working well in class.