You Hacker piece of shit! (Join in everyone)

That almost belongs in Simetra’s MPSIMS thread . . . but you’d have to make it about a mathematician fron centuries ago when the existence of certain now-known constants were still being debated.

[sub]Premature e-speculation . . . [/sub]

Jeez, can’t get my asshole validated anywhere. Looks like I’ll have to pay the full price when I leave.

Uh-huh!

Hopefully for your sake you took pictures. Please forward them to my email for evidentiary purposes (in the interests of forensics of course.)

As the official representative from GQ I would just like to add to this flame.

*Nincompoop! 1676, Wycherley, in Plain Dealer II: “Thou senseless, impertinent, quibbling, drivelling, feeble, paralytic, impotent, fumbling, frigid nincompoop.”

If anyone can come up with an earlier FLAME, we would like to know of it. Thank you.

Waterj2, if you’re a strapping blonde muscle guy, come see me in my office, :smiley:

Uh, I’m more of a short skinny guy. 5’5", 125 lbs.

i.e., more matt_mcl’s type, but I understand he’s a bottom, so that won’t work.

Oh, and, uh, I’m not gay. I think.

There’s just a certain…I dunno…muck-dwelling, primal, yeasty, moon-baying truth abounding here.

I don’t know whether to be awed, humbled or frankly scared shitless. Probably all three is most sensible.

Serendipitiously it probably means the techo stuff is handled (Jerry rules!) and the fallout will be handled in inexorable, chillingly pragmatic Doper fashion.

Quoting myself from a related but apt context, “This is like herding eels.”

Retiring gracefully–and gratefully,
Veb
P.S. Scylla, in your sweaty dreams, pal. Amateurs fall for the camera/salivating judge thing. My memoirs will either be an eye-glazing 1500 mangled verse snoozer or an incoherent, vanity-publisher bodice ripper.

She’s a witch! Burn her!! BURN HER!!!

Are you sure? Maybe she’s a duck. A bit of wood. A small rock?

You shithead motherfucker I had to change my favorite password because of your stink’n ass!! May your mother be on the cover of crackwhore magazine!!

uh… who are you speaking to there, SHAKES?

ohhh…
you didn’t read the second page, did you?

To heck with piling on the waste of chemicals known as the hacker/cracker! What enquiring minds (well, at least this one) want to know is: what was the tag placed under the inimitable Monty? I might even want to amend my signature, depending on the tag of course.

He dared to breach my emotional ttachment for my password. For that, I hope they pour molten chocolate on his rectum and tie him ass up near termite nest.

Note to self: before next dopefest goboy’s attending, dye hair blond.

I would like to be the first to darn this person to the deeper pits of heck for the better part of eternity.
Oh, and may he also forever drop the soap in prison.

Burn her anyways!!!

[Billy Mumy]

You’re a bad man!

[/Billy Mumy]

Actually, it was mostly a minor annoyance for me, apart from having to recreate my Ode to Threadspotting from memory (grrr…).

It reminds of the music awards program where the Gallagher brothers (from Oasis) gave the audience a rude gesture and flung a cup of beer, whereupon host Dennis Miller says “Oooooh…they spilled their beer…”. Sometimes you just have to recognize childish tantrums for what they are.

P.S. Hey, Anth; good to see you back again.

Yeah, it was wrong.

Yeah, whoever did it was a loser.

Yeah, he fucked it up for everyone else for a whole, what, five hours?

But,

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That just kills me…

Oh, and because I hate all this secretive bullshit of, “I know how they did it, but I’m not telling!”, the crack they most likely used was this one.

What the fuck is all that nonsense about? Are you going to lock up all the books on nuclear bombs and organic chemistry just so no one can blow up the world or make crack?

You people think you’re the only ones responsible enough to wield such deadly info? Please. Grow up. And get off your fucking high-horses.

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 08-13-2001 at 06:00 PM]

So, what if I had been asked by TubaDiva not to post the information? Would that be acceptable to you? Because…I was asked not to post it.

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 08-13-2001 at 06:01 PM]