This one comes under the banner of pointless diversion…
I’m watching sport and there’s ads for razors etc. with high profile sport stars telling me how good they are.
What would be your product (imaginary or not) and importantly who would you have endorse it? (again imaginary or not.)
I’m trying to come up with something substantially witty/funny to start this, and failing miserably as per usual:smack:, so hopefully better minds will prevail 
For mine - Bug spray and Mothra. Or breath mints and Godzilla perhaps.
There’s gotta be some good combo’s . . .
Skin rejuvenating cream-Elizabeth of Bathory.
Just the other day I was thinking of a new product, and how to work it into a thread. It’s a food, or maybe a pill, that makes your shit smell really good. Possibly call it, “Gee Your Shit Smells Terrific”. I’m talking SO good that you can actually shit on the floor and use it as an air freshener, or give a pile of your shit as a gift like a bouquet of flowers.
Um, who to endorse it? Bill Gates? “My shit really DOES smell better than yours!” Or maybe Bill Clinton, since he already has some notoriety with bodily fluids.
Also, get contracts with social service agencies to distribute it to the homeless. “If you gotta shit on the street, at least it will smell good,”