The IRS makes weight loss expenses a deducible. [siiiiiiigh] 
Why must food that is horrible for you taste so good?
Yeah, being fat is a disease now. That’s why I stay away from fat people. I might catch… looks down at self Crap! I’m infected!
-Rue.
You know this country is fat when…
It sit around the house, it really sits around the house!
I wonder how much stock George Bush and Dick Cheney have in Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig.
I’m a carrier! 
Mexico and Canada have trouble holding you in place.
Marc
You look around for a bit