When you say whoops. or uh-oh and everyone near you runs as fast as they can to get away.
Or when you walk into a 6x6 janitors room, when said janitor is in the process of pouring industrial strength amonia into a bucket of concentrated chlorine.(Yeah it happened to me. I kicked his ass, then everyone at work made fun of him for weeks on end.)
-when you have to sharpen your own pencils.
-you can get a paper cut by picking up an 8 x 11 sheet.
-If you spin in your swivel chair too fast it will come unscrewed and fall on the floor.
-If you don’t keep yours eyes open you could walk into something and bump your head.
-One small error means… you have to hit backspace.
Damn 
Back to the recipe thread with you Scylla. And stay away from the knives, will you?