Coffee…coffee…
: :opens coffee container. Scoops up coffee. Pours coffee grounds into empty basket area::
No, wrong…dammmit…
::empties coffee grounds into trash can. Rinses out basket. Grabs filter from shelf. Reopens coffee container. Scoops up coffee. Pours coffee grounds into filter. Attempts to lift filter into basket::
Aww…!! Damn!!
::sweeps up coffee grounds from floor. Discards filter paper. Grabs filter from shelf. Puts filter paper into basket area. Reopens coffee container. Scoops up coffee. Pours coffee grounds into filter. Grabs carafe. Turns on tap water. Fills carafe. Upends carafe over basket, flooding filter and coffee grounds::
Oh shit! Shit! Goddammit! Awww…@#@%!!
::mops up mess. Grabs another filter from shelf. Puts filter paper into basket area. Reopens coffee container. Scoops up coffee. Pours coffee grounds into filter. Grabs carafe. Turns on tap water. Impales carafe on protruding end of sink tap. Carafe shatters in sink::
“Hello, is this the front desk? I’m not coming in today. Yes, I’m calling in sick.”
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