There was also some World Cup thingy a few months back, but that was practically over before it even started.
There was a huge orgy. It made Caligula look like Sunday mass.
Almost forgot about the cow mutes. That was … epic, and weird, all balled up in a wad of crazy.
Don’t forget handshaking = rape, the douching thread, Randy’s pro-bono stuff (that thread’s as long as a damn Russian novel) and a whole crapload of screaming kids and the parents who love them. Also, kittehs.
A bunch of new jerks joined and are mucking up the joint.
If you’re going to read up, I suggest starting with the horror of blimps. It’s one of Scylla’s and it’s hillarious.
Welcome back, by the way. What took you so long?
Are you ever going to go back to that thread you started where everyone asked you a thousand questions, begging you to clarify your OP so we could figure out what the heck you were talking about,but you never came back in?
What, that wasn’t why you disappeared?
No, see, Smeghead was making a joke. Ale said “the next person got the money”. Right after Ad Noctum would be Ad Noctun.
In other news, if you can solve the puzzle of what “14 k of g in a f p d” means, you get a cigar.
In other other news, you can edit your posts now.
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Pan fried semen
“‘A little older, a little more confused’,” to quote from The Golden Palominos.
Cars made in South Korea might be better in quality on average these days than cars made in Japan. Bet you didn’t see that one coming!