After mind blowing sex, you think, “That was definitely more than just an MMR[Sup]*[/Sup]”.
[Sup]*[/Sup]Mainly Maintenance Release
Of you understand that “De-ionising the PCI bus to improve byte-wise thruput” is complete bullpucky.
Glad you clarified that because MMR means Measles Mumps Rubella vaccine to me!
I’m a geek/pc gamer and I don’t know what an ‘MMR’ is.
(Is it a shortening of MMRPG?)
eta: :smack: didn’t see the subscript. (I’ve never seen that phrase before)
Perhaps I should have said, “You may be a professional geek if . . .” as it is a term I learned as part of a software development team.
If you laugh at XKCD. You’re really a geek if you have an XKCD comic posted at work.
…if you balance your dishwasher load (those who use centrifuges will get it).
I have Exploits of a Mom posted in my cube. It functions as a shibboleth.
(bolding mine)
You misspelled ‘masturbation’.
Ahh, you have failed to do your research.
In previous threads like this, I’ve posted that my serious-geek-line is the use of the word “grep”. Double points if you use it to mean “understand” as well as “search for something”. (Negative points if you use “grok”.)
Do I get triple points for wearing my XKCD tie to work?
You might be a geek if you get the following joke:
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because 31oct == 26dec.
31 octal is the same as 25 decimal
Not sure whether this classifies me as a geek or a nerd, but today I was taking notes on a chapter of music theory and put down “harmonic rhythm = d/dt(harmony)”.
No, as it is a tie.
Pedant. :dubious:
Yes, IFF ties are required at your $orkplace, by PHBs in the Adminisphere. ThinkGeek’s tie that has “Ties suck” on it in binary coded ASCII is also acceptable proof of geekiness.
If you undertood the above sentence, and all references, you’re a nerd.