You May Now Address Me as Doctor

Well, not officially until June 8…

It took me almost 7 years, but I finally cleared the last major hurdle in obtaining a Ph.D. in Geography - today (or rather yesterday, April 20), I successfully passed my final oral examination!! All that’s left is to make some minor revisions to my dissertation, submit it to my advisor for final approval, and get it to the graduate school by the final deadline to graduate this June.

For those fellow dopers who are also working towards their Ph.D.'s, I offer my sincere support and hope that all your hard work and time will pay off as it did for me. Believe me, it’s a great feeling - like a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Of course, I can no longer use the “I can’t, I’m working on my dissertation” excuse any longer. :slight_smile:

May I be the first to contratulate you, Dr. eponymous!

Question 1: Where are your keys?

Question 2: Where’s the beef?

Question 3: Where did all of these cockroaches come from?

Question 4: Where did you buy that neat-looking watch?
Bonus Question: How much did it cost?

…and let me be the first to say,

“What’s up, doc?”

Congrats, learned person. Now get a job.

WTG, eponymous.

Geobabe will be here to ask you for help any time now.:smiley:

::running::

Um, punny, sweetheart? First, why you think I need assistance is beyond me–and what precisely is it that I would be needing assistance with, anyway? Second, the “Geo” part of my screen name refers to Geology, which, I think it is high time you learned, is an entirely different field from Geography. Pay more attention next time, please.

While I’m here, congrats, eponymous! Grad school is still off in the future for me, but I appreciate the immense amount of work involved.

You forgot:

Where’s Waldo?

AND

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Congrats, Dr. eponymous!!!

Damn, I was all ready to ask you about the pain I’ve been experiencing in my pancreas. Oh well. I guess you’ll still come in handy if I ever need a lifeline for Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Congratulations.