I’m back! But I had to re-register because I no longer have my original email address and didn’t know my password. And papergirl seems more fitting now than my old username anyway, since I no longer make body products but I do still deliver newspapers.
Nutshell update: My SO and I split about 3 years ago, and I moved to my very own Teeny Tiny House with the two youngest kids, TBone and the Weeping Princess. They’re both nearly as tall as me now, and I believe they may both be smarter than their mother, so heaven help me there. Oh, and I just finally got internet, obviously.
A year ago I got back together with the first love of my life, after having not even laid eyes on him in over 20 years. It’s very sweet and goofy and almost embarassingly romantic for someone (me) who was so NOT looking to get into another relationship. Luckily, he fits my main criteria for a partner: A. he is an actual adult who does things like take care of the yard and car, and B. he lives an hour away. It’s practically perfect. Who could ask for more? 
Anyway…hello again! Hopefully I’ll see some folks who look familiar as I get to know the boards again.
Best,
karol
Friendly reminder: Just in case you haven’t already, you want to notify one of the mods or admins so that they can combine this name and the former one.
Hi, papergirl–I remember you well. I jumped all over you when you were describing your marital situation. (I was a newbie, didn’t know which tone was appropriate for MPSIMS and which for The Pit, was going through my own divorce issues, blah blah blah). Glad you’re back and gladder things seem to have worked out for you.
Welcome back!
[Aside to Sunspace: She’s been gone three years. I think Mariah and the goat get another shot at her, right?
You find Mariah, I’ll coax the goat out of witness protection.]
You called? I remember you - Welcome back! Glad to hear everything is going pretty well for you. We’re just the same old morons we ever were. C’mon in, the water’s fine.
Earl…done. I think, anyway.
pseudotriton…oh yes, I remember. But I also remember that you came around and wished me well and said you believed me, which made it all better. What a horrible time that was…I am grateful every single day that I got out and was able to land on my feet.
morgyn…hmmm. I have been gone awhile. Goats? mariah? I’m out of the loop!
Welcone back, [del]bodypoet[/del], er, I mean, papergirl!
I remember nothing I didn’t do it I’m innocent I want a lawyer.
Not for long, if these folks know what they’re doing…
You’re back? Yippee! Just shove my stuff off the chair onto the floor, I’ll take care of it later. Welcome back!
We never know what we’re doing. That’s the beauty of it.
Your virtual sleepover thread is one of my favourite threads ever on SDMB. Welcome back!
Hi, and welcome back! 
Hello Papergirl. I remember you, welcome back.
You might want to touch base with a mod, I think that you are technically in violation of some rules - but I’m sure they’ll help you sort it. (oops, on review I see someone already gave the advice.)
YAY!
:::::Flings Confetti:::::::
Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o NURSE!!!
Welcome back! Sounds like your life has been going well – now that you’re back on the Dope, they should be great! 
I do remember you. You were one of the nice ones. Welcome back!
Yes I remember you - and welcome back and congrats on your improved situation.
Did you bring pie?