Snooooopy!
I just about died! The prime directive!!!
Considering he posted that FOUR YEARS AGO, I wouldn’t hold my breath for an answer.
If, when you introduce your wife and your mother, it is the same woman.
Huh? Oh, wow, hadn’t noticed that.
Then again, he is a charter member, so he obviously wandered back to pony up his $4.95.
All the posts from the first of the thread to Gilligan’s up are dated as May 30-31, 2000… Maybe the hamsters need a nap? 
What does a redneck use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old redneck female?
Grandma.
What does a redneck use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old redneck female?
Grandma.
Q: What do you call a brain-eating zombie at a NASCAR race?
A: Hungry
A post about zombies to a zombie thread ?
Doin’ the Zombie Stomp.