If you think the official colors of the Irish flag are Black and Tan – you might be an Irish-American.
If you put money into an IRA every year, and that doesn’t result in things being blown up, you might just be an Irish-American.
If your mother had a special room in your home just in case the Pope happened to drop by for a visit, you might be an Irish American.
If you think maybe Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy, because at least he bombed London, you might be an Irish-American.
If someone mentions “pot” and you immediately think “of gold” you might be…
If you are shocked to learn that the people in County Limerick don’t speak in rhyme, you might be an Irish-American.
If every year on March 17th, you decorate your home with 4-leaf clovers, you might be an Irish-American.
If you make-up apologetics because you have a great grandmother who is Dutch…
If you think a guarda is what an Irishman keeps chained is his ya’ to keep away burgula’s, you might be an Irish American.
If you think the “Cock and Bull” is a pick up technique used by Italians, you might be an Irish-American.