You name it!

when it comes to mundane and pointless, this thread should fit like a charm.

background:

in an instance of extremely poor judgement over the weekend, i went into our downstairs bathroom (so i could wash my hands) shortly after my husband had vacated the space.
:eek:

immediately realizing my error, i hit the switch for the vent fan, washed my hands quickly and left with all due haste.

encountering hubby in the kitchen, i was moved to declare: “If odors had names, that one would have been ‘Ming the Merciless’!”
so, for any who care to share:

what name would you bestow on some noteworthy, unforgettable, god-why-did-i-do-that, or other than run-of-the-mill situation/incident/thing?
lachesis