I sit staring at the wall trying to figure out if thepsychosis of one fictional character is related to the actions of another character and how I can solve that dilemma… short of stalking the author of course.
I really gotta get out more!
Um… wow.
I sit at home and reread my Maxim magazines from August 1999. No, really.
I’m watching and renting too many movies. Too many.
Oh well, a lot of them are pretty good. I’m seeing some classic flicks that every film fan ought to see. (At least I think so.) Right now I’m looking for “Ulzana’s Raid” since I am led to believe it’s an excellent western. (And I like westerns.)
When your post count reads 4175 
Oh, wait up now. That’s from over 3 years of being a member, Mr. 1 and a half years with 378 posts. You are not that much less pathetic than me! 
I’ve spent eight hours reading the SDMB today, and today is Christmas. Now, that’s bad.
… you spend Christmas Day riding your motorcycle instead of calling mom, sister, brother, etc. and opening presents.
No wait. That IS having a life. Gee, it’s been so long I’d forgotten.
When you hijack yopur OWN THREAD!
TVGUY, I called my sis… she lives just across the way from you in Battle Ground.
I want to go out on a motorcycle!
hey, I just noticed that your post-count changes even on your old posts…damn sorcery I tell ya…
For some reason I thought they’d be sequential,I guess I never looked…
Zoomed right through Battle Ground this morning on the way to Longview.
Bastardo.
I wish I could ride mine, but it’s in winter storage. Actually, with 10 to 12 degrees celcius and some sunshine between the sporadic showers, it would have been a decent ride day today, or yesterday. God, I miss my bike. Spring, be here already!
I’ll be out hitchhiking next spring … you can’t miss me! hahahaha
I need a life when: I know the family relationships in Anne Rice’s The Witching Hour better than I know my own family.
I just dont have the time to be at the jail that much! :eek:
…when you start out looking up erotic furry art and end up researching possible links between furrydom and saturday morning cartoons.
…When you post 76 freaking times on your first day.
When you spend your weekends doing chores and reading, rather than going out to clubs with friends.
When you alphabetize your child’s Disney videos… :smack:
That’s just sad… I arranged my cans of spray paint according to the color spectrum, with black and white having a separate catagory. :rolleyes:
… when the highlight of your day is checking the mail box …
When you are 16, and you spend a ** WHOLE ** 24 hours of your Christmas break reading the SDMB. I’m addicted, what can I say?