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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://www.latexpajamas.com/rub_nam_k.html

This is what I ended up when doing a search on dog obedience training :eek:
Can anyone explain the connection? or do I really want to know?!?!?!

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Most search engines will look for the words “dog”, “obedience” and “training” rather than the phrase “dog obedience training”.

Thus:
dog: Slave looking for pony training or dog training cage
obedience: Total obedience required.
training: Slave looking for pony training or dog training cage

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I had a cat who meowed constantly. A very happy little guy who just loved vocalizing. I went searching through the web on how to train him to stop meowing, but found only negative reinforcement techniques which were not acceptable to me. So I narrowed by search by including terms such as “kindness”, and landed up with a fine site in which a fellow went on about how he trained his dog using only positive reinforcement. Affection, contact, praise. It sounded pretty good to me, and I hoped it would work on my cat.

Unfortunately, when I read further, I discovered what it was he had trained his dog for. EEEWWWWWW!!! IKK!!! IKK!!! IKK!!!IKK!!!IKK!!!

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Ewwwwwwwww.

I have a similar story.

My FULL username is actually not just “KJ,” it is KinkaJoy. And it has been KinkaJoy for the last 4 years or so. (It actually comes from the word “kinkajou.”) One time I got bored and searched for “KinkaJoy” in a search engine (how many of you have done this? It’s fun to see where your name pops up!) But then I got a link to the “Elite Gold Message Board Archives.”

Elite Gold is a pee sex website.

Apparently there’s some middle-aged woman on that message board who was also named “kinkajoy,” who went into graphic detail about stuff like how good it feels to pee her pants in public without anyone noticing. That whole message board was pretty graphic (ewww), including at least one post that seemed to be about pedophilia (double-ewww) I haven’t found any recent posts by my doppleganger, though, they were all from like 1998. I’d actually like to track this person down and see what this other kinkajoy (note: my name always has a capital J) is like.