Good luck. I hope you don’t run across any icky bodies and stuff.
I touched my grandma at her open casket funeral, so that blows your whole “pussy” theory out of the water. Sorry, toots.
You touched your dead grandmother’s pussy?
Dude, that’s just sick.
Next time I go to a funeral I will kiss and hug and touch the body even if I don’t feel like it just so I can no longer be a “pussy” in your eyes, Diane. Actually, there is a funeral home down the street from my apt. building that always has funerals. I think i’ll walk in some time and embrace the body just for kicks. I’ll have a friend film me embracing the body then I’ll post the moment on my website. Mmmmkay snookums?
Oh shit!!! You’re right!!! You touched grandma at the funeral!!! You must be brave enough to dig rotten bodies from rubble!!! Shit!!! I hate when you make sense like that!!!
Manny - 
I’m guessing that the “cold and lifeless” pussy wasn’t much different than before her death, eh?
Manhattan, that wasn’t even funny! Where the fuck is your brain today? [manhattan]Where is your brain EVER???, that’s right, you never had one to speak of in the first place, HAR HAR HAR HAR[/manhattan]
manhattan and Diane,
Look at yourselves! You are making jokes about my dead grandmother’s pussy. :rolleyes: BAD! BAD! BAD!
Oh yeah, I forgot it’s already past 5 on the East Coast so your guys are already dippin’ into the liquids.
I think this has gone far enough.
For being too offensive, yes. Obviously you didn’t read this the first time, or you wanted to see how far you could take it. Other dopers gave you plenty of indication that you were being too offensive, yet you persisted.
Goodbye.
Lynn
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(crossposted because it’s relevant in two threads.)
(Euty, I opened this thread so I could post this note, then I’m gonna close it again. You’re right, it’s gone on long enough.)