He didn’t jerk off enough when he was a kid, his nuts backed up and he got insemination of the brain pan.
Sounds like eighth grade, before I figured out that nocturnal emissions in my Mr Spock PJs were not the only way to relieve the pressure. Made me smarter once I didn’t have a bunch of tadpoles wriggling around my brain pan.
Psssst! One needs to be at least 45 to have heard of a “brain pan,” and being a fan of Roots Country helps.
Well, I won’t argue with that - what with Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and their sheeple threatening to turn this country into* Idiocracy.*
Just let me know when Ouch, My Balls! makes its premiere.
And you think a military coup will make things better?
Aw, I’ll bet you say that to all the fellas.
Actually, the “precursor to Nazi Germany and Communist Russia” was not liberal goverment nor heavy-handed government; it was radical politics and street-fighting. The sort of thing, IOW, about which Shea and LonesomePolecat and a lot of Teabaggers seem to be having waking wet dreams.
sigh I wish I could believe you this time, Lonesome, I really, really do. 
WTF? The only serious trouble we’re in right now is economic, and we’ve been through bad economic times before and survived as a nation. We’ve also survived radical politics. The only time politics in America got so out of hand as to threaten our survival as a nation was in 1860; and we survived that too. Jihadist terrorists are no threat to our survival as a nation. Mexican immigrants are no threat to our survival as a nation. Honestly, seriously, just what are you talking about here?
The Mexicans are coming. Duh.
The first thing Stalin did when he came to power was to raise the highest marginal income tax rate from 33% to 36%. You hear about all the evil he inflicted and all the tens of millions of people he killed, but somehow history glosses over the marginal rate increase, which was the real evil.
Except that they say Tea Party, not Tea Bag. Only 8 year olds call them TeaBaggers.
Sounds like Diosa’s co-workers didn’t get the memo.
I think this is the second time I’ve LOLed in real life at a post here. 
Wrong. Someone came up with the name, it stuck, and a lot of us use it now. As one of the posts said, they call themselves Teabaggers now.
On this point, you and I are in firm agreement, albeit in reverse. It is in trouble because a vocal minority of pig-ignorant, angry, gullible, and mostly racist dipshits feel stirred to openly and without irony propose armed insurrection against the legitimately elected government and the nation’s President, and not (as I’m guessing you will insist) the other way around. Should you muster the *cajones *to pilot your protest plane, I suggest you wow your yet-unindicted co-conspirators, trailer-trash toadies, and the animatronic ghosts of the Founding Fathers that exist only in your ossified oat-bag of a brain by performing a three-point landing in the middle of the Atlantic.
Armed insurrection? Revolt? I don’t think they have the manpower, the firepower, or the balls to try. They damn sure don’t have the brains to get anything going. So, I have to figure they are just talking shit and trying to look all bad ass. A real bad ass would stop talking and DO it.
Let’s call it a double dog dare. Shit or get off the pot, all you wannabe tough guys. Or just shut up and go away.
Oh and yeah, Teabaggers. hee hee. What a name for tough guys. ROFLMAO OMG WTF
You better pass the memo on to all the people who refer to themselves as tea baggers (ie: the people I met with). They were proud of being tea baggers, daggummit. They said it, not me.
I made GD thread to debate this assertion, I hope you can contribute.
If there are any liberals in here that like to debate neo-con dimwits as I do please go to www.700WLW.com message board it is made up of 99.9% neo-cons most of them dumber than ann coulter.I however am greatly outnumbered and could use some backup.And if you are a mean,hateful,racisit,overly sensitive,neo-con go there as well you will be welcomed with open arms.
No thanks, I have to deal with that kind of dumb shit asshole every day at work (and bite my tongue).