Yeah, seriously. Don’t act like you guys have never had sex in the office before. And gotten caught. On camera. But fortunately it was with a manager, so, no harm, no foul. :smack:
Wait…so…having sex with the cleaning lady wasn’t acceptable? 
I was thinking about giving everyone in the game their own private board where they could keep notes and such as the game was going on. Then I realized exactly how much work it would be to set that up and decided to ask you all if you wanted to use such a thing.
So…if you would like to make use of such a system DON’T post to the thread about it, but please do PM me, and I will create a board for you. Scum this offer is good for you as well. If you want your own board where you can take notes and muse aloud to yourselves let me know.
(you can’t see the edit note in the quote)
grumble. No, it is not ok at Night…but it has been in past games…grumble so you get to be the only person who won’t get mod killed for the edit.
NO ONE ELSE!
Don’t edit.
Please.
I HATE mod killing people. Don’t make me kill any of you.
Hmm…we’ll since we’re doing the office theme here, we should be heading over to the nearest chain restaurant for drinks. Does this island happen to have a Chi-Chi’s on it?
Sweet, I have permission to edit this game! Suckas!!!
“Team-building” activities I’ve actually endured:
Paintball - This was actually fun. We were at an outdoor place, and we had it all to ourselves. The only drawback was that it was damn cold and my Manager got a lucky shot and tagged me in the neck once, leaving me a nice hickie.
Dave and Busters - I can’t say that it wasn’t fun, but I’m pretty sure the only time we weren’t all off playing our own individual games was when we were getting drinks at the bar. Not exactly “team-building”.
Bowling - The most recent and least fun, imho. Yes, we were on teams, but one of my overly-dramatic co-workers spent the whole time crying (in public) because our Manager (who was also there) had decided that morning to take away the one minion who had been assisting said co-worker.
I’ll do the mod killing if it’s needed. I’m a hard bastard like that.
Enjoy,
Steven
Done, just so long as the blood isn’t on my hands.
taking notes about NAF for future games
So’d those Postal Workers pick their victim yet??
Hmm, looks like the mods are playing good-cop, bad-cop. I know which one I’ll go crying to. 
Watch out… it’s just a ploy. NAF’s got his shin-breaker boots on for a reason.
My question is, which one do I have to screw if I wanna skip a few rungs up the corporate ladder?
I accept favors.
By the way, there seems to be a mathematical error in the opening Night post. It was posted at 4:41 PM CST yesterday, which means Night ends at 4:41 PM CST tomorrow. He said the next Day would start at 11 AM PST(1PM CST), which would short our fledgling L.L.P. about four hours. We’re going to go ahead and set the official stop time as 4:41 PM CST(2:41 PST, YTMV).
Night is almost exactly halfway over.
Enjoy,
Steven
Sleeping your way to the top is -so- 90’s, Hockey. Nowadays, the correct method of advancement is incompetence: show that you’re dreadfully incapable to doing your job, and force TPTB to remove you further from productive work.
Yeah, but sleeping my way up to the top is a lot more fun.
And I’m not Hockey, I’m HazelNut. I know it’s confusing, because we both begin with H and we both have boobs, but try to pay better attention, mmmkay?
Sad but true. Terminations for cause are so rare in risk-averse big companies it’s not even funny. People slack all day and nothing happens. One guy would park in the parking spots reserved for pregnant mothers and then go home “sick” after an hour about four days a week. This went on for about four months. It seems there was a rule that if you had put in part of a day before going home sick it didn’t count as sick time and you could claim credit for a full day’s work. He was really gaming the system. To be fair he had a seriously fscked up life with lots of problems with his daughter and wife, but he was absolutely not carrying his weight or earning his pay. His supervisor(a friend of mine) worked on the paperwork to fire his butt for months, but if he had submitted it he wasn’t going to get another person to replace him. So the few hours of work a week this guy did put in, and he did good work when he did any at all, would fall on the rest of the team and no relief would come. Eventually the guy stopped coming to work and was auto-terminated as “job abandonment” and his position re-filled.
True story.
Enjoy,
Steven
pays better attention to Hockey’s and {b]Hazelnut*'s boobs*
Just so you know, Whether I’m alicve or dead when day dawns, I won’t be here as I am busy this weekend. (hope to) catch you all next week for some synergy and brainstorming.
Hunh, so that’s how I got where I am today. 
(IRL I am a manager.) Unfortunately there is no way for me to sleep my way past the glass ceiling. I have to wait for someone to die or quit now.
BTW, KP, they’re real and they’re magnificent!