shun
::rolls d20::
19
…I nimbly avoid your trout and you lose balance, fall backwards and the trout flies into the air then into your agape mouth.
It did say that it was me who was supposed to open it - what are all of YOU doing in here?
If that’s your attitude, I’m leaving.
slowly shifting an icy gaze from the trout to Inigo
Sir, you forget yourself. To think that one would even approach someone of my station with any sea creature less noble than a cephalopod… why you may as well throw jellyish at Her Majesty herself! Coming from a supposed gentleman like yourself, it’s nearly enough to make one despair for the world. I am in a gracious mood today, so I shall let such ill-manners pass, but consider this a stern warning: I will tolerate no further insults.
- splat *
Did you mean me?
You’re not my real dad!!
You’re not the boss of me!
You
Stand still, laddie
(If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding,
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?)
What fresh hell is this?
That’s for you to know and me to find out.
Thread opened, offense intended. Takes fresh trout and hides it in Inigo’s engine compartment. Actually, his car’s engine compartment.
Who has the goat? :eek:
Well, Projammer took my answer so forget it. Let him open the damn thread.
I’m moving along now, nothing to see here.
the Greatest Of All Time
Good luck with that. You’ll have to press the button.
Very well, since you refuse to behave in a civilized fashion, a duel it must be. Ready your peppermints and prepare to face me upon the field of honor!
It’s not; it says “Previously frozen product - do not refreeze - consume immediately if thawed”
But I am not thawed, so I don’t have to consume it.
What good are these labels anyway, if I’m the only one who knows how to read?
Well, that wasn’t very nice. Here I go out of my way to do you the favor of opening this thread because you asked and I’m met with violence?