Draws bead on IM with Squid-O-Matic 3000 and gleefully pulls trigger. 300 squid/sec launch in full calamari fury toward their hapless victim. That’ll teach you to bring a trout to a squid fight…
Just as I suspected. Open a thread for general admission and it immediately fills with degenerates.
Mmm mm mm mmmmmffmm mm mmmfrmmmm
It’s not open for general admission, it’s just for me, it says so in the title. WTF makes you think you can look?
I’ll have you know we are all the best class of degenerates. Except for the fish. He needs to leave.
Quiet in the trunk!! <slams brakes>
Here I am
I always do as I am told.
Slapped in the face with a fish. I wouldn’t MIND being slapped in the face BY a fish. But really. . .
A pox on your sensibilities.
rifles the engine compartment - grabs trout - runs off
Dinner!
Unhand Kilgore, I say! He is a well-respected author.
Kilgore was here?
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
You're not the boss of me.
Why you…! I oughta…
Splunge!
now I have trout goo all over me! 
I thought there would be cake but it’s just trout. Didn’t someone promise cake?
It was pie. I don’t see any pie.
I say cheesecake. Kinda cake and pie all together.
Yes, I opened this thread. I’ll open any damn thread I want to Why shouldn’t I open this thread? Because I’m a woman? Because I’m an old woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped vegetarian woman? Because I’m an old, hanicapped, vgetarian asexual woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped, vegetarian asexual skinny woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped, vegetarian, asexual skinny monolingual woman? Because I’m an old, handicapped, vegetarian, skinny, monolingual white woman?
Boy, you people sure are picky about who can open this thread!
