Paris Hilton has the looks of a pretty young thing. But she is really butt ugly because of her personality. She’s got the my-shit-don’t-stink expression that makes her deserve abusive torture.
I agree Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore ain’t all that in the looks department, but they have fun personalities that makes me want to seriously throw down with them. They look like they would steal your underwear from you just so you’d have to chase them down and steal it back.
To be fair with Paris Hilton, she also has the lazy eye thing that always makes her look a little off. It’s not her fault, but it is what it is, it detracts.
In no particular order:
Jennifer Connoly=hot
Drew Barrymore=hot
Selma Hayek=fairly hot
“Bridgit” Renee Zellwegger=attractive
Alicia Keys=[drool] (except for the cornrows…didn’t get that)
Lindsay Lohan=red hair, okay…scrawny blonde, not so much
Hillary Swank=not with Bea Arthur’s dick
Scarlett Johansson=Classy, beautiful and talented…good in my book
Faith Hill: Lookin’ a lot better than ol’ Tim!
Reese Witherspoon: What the hell happened? Oh yeah, plastic surgery. Ugh.
Lauren Graham= Uber hot.
Claire Danes = take Kurt Cobain (when he was alive, of course), give him a close shave and a bath and you’d have her.
Three pages and no one was mentioned Russell Crowe??? Ye gods, the man is ugly. Not to mention that he has absolutely no screen presence.
I can’t decide whether you’re a madman or not. Lauren Graham is of course the uber-hottie you attest her to be. But you’re utterly wrong about Hillary Swank; I’d do her with my own dick and then borrow yours for a second go-round.
You know, that’s less clever than gross, now that I actually read it. If only knew how the delete key worked. Ah well.
Returning the topic: I’ll second Lindsey Lohan. Not only has she become so frightfully thin that she only exists in two dimensions, but is not a good hair color for her. She and Nicole Richie make the list as formerly hot.
I’m getting the impression from this thread that many men prefer women with boobs, curves, a voluptuous figure, some meat on their bones. I sure as hell do, and I wish most men (Maxim/Stuff/FHM-type readers) and the entertainment industry in general would realize this and change their tune. When a guy I know told me he hated Titanic because they cast that FAT REDHEAD (meaning Kate Winslet), I was astonished. And back in the early '90s, when Anna Nicole Smith was still a gorgeous Playboy Playmate and Guess jeans model, people said she was way too big – back then, when she was hot, before she self-destructed! I’m no Jennifer Lopez fan, but I was happy to see people thought she was sexy even though she had curves and a big booty. JLo, turn around and let your backside lead the way!
If you will tell me who insulted Kate Winslet, sir, I will make sure to have him executed once I am God-King.
I’ll second that. And I’d go further. I’d sooner lick the dirt off the soles of Claire Danes’ feet than the icing off every poofy torte, tart, and cake in old Vienna.
I’ll always grant that personal affections differ, but I just don’t get Hillary Swank. Good actress, not so pretty in my book. Of course, I don’t know if I’d say it to her face as she could very likely kick my scrawny ass.
But you know who I miss? Madeleine Kahn. GodDAMN but she was gorgeous.
Hear, hear! Ugly, ugly man. Awful personality. I’ve yet to see a movie of his that didn’t put me to sleep.
And still, women go nuts. 
As for me, I wouldn’t kick Titanic-era Leonardo DeCaprio out of bed (but I bet my husband would dislike having him there). Maybe he looked like a twelve-year-old, but hey, I wasn’t much older than that when I saw it.
In the “Ew!” category I’d definitely place Russell Anger-Management Crowe, Mel Gibson and Ben Affleck. They’re the kind of guys that you quickly sidle away from if they stand behind you at the bar.
However I find Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and also Jean-Hughes Anglade [he was in Queen Margot, Betty Blue, Killing Zoe*, etc.] to be incredibly sexy.
But then I would happily be Steve Buscemi’s trophy wife, so maybe I’m just weird. 
Then I get to be his mistress! 
Catherine Zeta-Jones does nothing for me. Nor does Cameron Diaz(did you see her in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle?)
Angelina Jolie is definitely “beautiful,” but I don’t find her very sexy.
Helen Hunt: Troll but not typically billed as a beauty. Same with Sarah Jessica.
Jessica Simpson: Orangey
Carmen Electra: Just not that sexy to me even though she has a great body.
Yes. Yes, we do, and “anorexia with implants” is NOT an acceptable substitute.
Accordingly, bone bags like Sarah J Parker, Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Audrey Hepburn, and many others mentioned herein, are Not Hot And Cannot Be Until They Svelte Up A Bit. Like twenty pounds or so.
Kate Winslet, on the other hand, I would drink her bath water. Rowr.
Now that I have sweepingly dismissed a whole slew of stars and starlets on the basis of boneyness, of the non-bony remainder -
Marilyn Monroe. Sorry, too childish. I don’t do Lolita.
Judy Garland. She looks like a drug addict, even before she was a drug addict.
Madonna is flat out ugly.
There is some anchorwoman on CNN - blonde, don’t know her name. A friend of mine was raving about how gorgeous she was. She looks like something the Nazis created in a test tube sixty years ago and froze, and she hasn’t completely thawed yet.
Many women in movies and TV are striking rather than pretty. And if they come across as dumb or self-centered, they aren’t striking.
Regards,
Shodan
When was this? AIUI, Judy’s mom was managing her daughters’ moods with pills when they were all pre-teens. I’m not saying she wasn’t good-looking in her younger days. Just wondering when she wasn’t a drug addict.
I don’t have a clue in the world, I am afraid. All I know about Judy is that I am so sick of The Wizard of Oz and Andy Hardy movies that I want to puke up a foot and a half of intestine when my wife wants to watch them.
Regards,
Shodan
Oh my God! How did I never notice that before? It looks like she sat in the sun too long and her face started to melt!
Incidentally, mark me down as another in the “Brad Pitt’s not hot” camp. I just don’t see it at all - his face inspires nothing in me. I hardly recognize him when I see pictures - he’s just so strikingly average. And most everyone I know has the hots for Johnny Depp but he’s too fragile and effeminite looking for me. Like Orlando Bloom.
Oh, and I’ll be another voice of confusion regarding Russell Crowe and Benecio del Toro. They’re both quite ugly, and I simply can’t see anything about them that could possibly inspire attraction.
Bite your tongue! Adrien Brody is just beautiful . . .
At last, something Shodan and I agree on.
Whoa. While I think Steve Buscemi is very interesting to watch, I gotta say I think the man is UGGGGLLLLYYY. Those lips… ewww. But he’s good at what he does.
And Mel Gibson was prettier when he was young. He’s one of those guys that’s just getting scary-looking as he gets older.
I like Claudia Black (of Farscape fame), but the woman’s got a face like a hatchet. I still think she’s attractive in an austere kind of way though.
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