Don’t forget the weed! Nothing is funner then to chase down stoned teens- I mean cut thru some tough meat…
Some decaffeinated coffee. NOW!
Ahem. Sorry. It’s just that we didn’t have any, and I really, really wanted coffee, so I just made a pot of the real kind and drank it. That was, in retrospect, a mistake at this hour.
I wish I’d known! I would have picked one up for you when I was there a little while back.
ok…I think I got all of it…but I’m going to need some help carrying it in from the car…
silence
…what? no one will help? oh sure, I go to the store and get your Preparation H, ice cream and serial killer starter kits, but no one can get up off the couch and help me carry it all in?
pleeeze?
A block of Velveeta and some scuplting tools…
:smack:
And if they’re out of “scuplting tools”, then some sculpting tools will suffice.
well, I didn’t know which to get you, so I just got both.
See? I’m looking out for you. 
…now, what do I do with scuplting tools…
I don’t suppose you could take care of World Peace while you’re out. I’d appreciate it.
World Peace?
That’s just a red herring…like Communism.
Dammit! So close!
I forgot it was “container”. I blame the fact that I haven’t heard it for over two decades.
Yes please…
One can of wd 40
5 rolls of saran wrap
a box of matches
lighter fluid
duct tape
a small hammer
a garlic press
drain cleaner
a scrub brush
and some trash bags.
Oh, and a porterhouse steak.
thanks.
Why the confusion, Dragwyr? Sounds like a good steak recipe to me.
honk
And one duck egg.
Oh well. Forget it, then. I hate herrings. 
It bugged me all night last night.
And then suddenly I realized… It’s a Sesame Street skit, or something very similar, isn’t it? Little girl on the way to the market for her mom?