Anyone want anything?
A case of long neck Miller lites and some ice cream would be good.
Oh, and I promised to make dinner tonight, so swing buy the frozen foods and pick up a couple tv dinners, would ya?
Oh, thanks, sweetie. Yes, I need some lemon-scented ammonia, some Bandaids, and hair gel.
Oh, yes, and cone coffee filters, size 4.
Yeah, some crackers – the wheat ones with “cheez” sandwiched in would be perfect. Thanks!
takes out wallet, hands over a couple bucks
Youthful idealism and childhood innocence.
Ya me TellMeI’mNotCrazy ain’t buying? 
And if they don’t have that, how about a flank steak, a bottle of soy sause, and a bulb of garlic?
This is a “You buy, I fly” type deal here, folks.
Well, heck. That’s no fun!
I’m on a baking binge today, and I realized I am out of a few things-
Flour
Almond Extract
A bottle of Bailey’s (making Bailey’s pound cake)
Two bags of chocolate chips
Dozen eggs
That should do it.
Oh, and parchment paper.
About a pound of bulk trail mix, the kind with M&M’s and cashews in it.
I need a fresh loaf of bread, and some jam for Mr. S (raspberry and black raspberry, both seedless please).
Oh, and I’m out of caffeine-free Coke. Thanks a bunch!
:: hands over a ten ::
What’s the going price on those?
I don’t know, my regular store doesn’t carry them, so I was hoping some other store carried them.
When the cashiers ask me if I found everything I needed, I tell them no, and hit them with the CI & YI bit. Guaranteed double take every time.
Oh, good, you can save me a trip! I’m making deviled eggs for the choir dinner, so pick me up two dozen eggs, and a small jar of Miracle Whip…the fat-free stuff we have just doesn’t work. Oh, and a small jar of kosher dills…no-garlic, if they have them. And something small and chocolatey.
I’ll take a few sprigs of mint. I’m in the mood for a Mojito.
Whoa-ay. Maybe I shoulda laid down just a couple ground rules.
The first one being “I do not buy Mirac-”
What.
Don’t pout! Nope. Not gonna…
Church choir you said?
Sigh.
Fine. But this is the ONLY TIME!
I need about 2 pounds of Copper River King Salmon filets, a bottle of Chateau St. Jean Merlot 2002, a sweet yellow onion, 2 bulbs of garlic, a quart of sour cream, a half ounce of fresh dill, 20 fresh asparagus spears and 3 artichokes.
here’s 80 bucks. That oughta cover it.
thanks.
I don’t know exactly what you’re making – but can I have some?
If Rufus can dump the dill, I’ll be over for dinner!! 
And if vbob is getting
I’ll take a side order of motivation…to go. (Will I need to show my past tax returns for that or take out a personal loan?)
My list is short: one gallon of sweet tea. From the deli, preferrably. hands over $3 I so enjoy being overcharged for stuff that I am fully capable of making, better and cheaper. (See to go order above.)
One bottle of Chivas Regal, two 6oz fliet mignons wrapped in bacon, and one of those checkout isle mini “books” along the lines of “The Secret Powers of Cats” please.