Note to self, if ever having sex with Zebra charge him for it to prevent filling him with hate. 
lack of sex also screws with my grammer.
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Let’s be reasonable- we all know you aren’t going to need that long.
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Well half of that is communicating via hand signals what’s about to go down.
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lack of sex also screws with my grammer.
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And spelling.
If you’re relatively young, and in decent physical shape, free sex shouldn’t be hard to come by. NPI
Oh, you mean sex with women.
That you’ll have to pay for.
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And it is so expensive!
For the same 5 grand that you can’t get anal with in America, in England you can get 5 women in a whole Nazi theme night!
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Ah but Max Mosley gets a family discount on Nazi themed stuff as his dad founded the British Union of Fascists
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Ah but Max Mosley gets a family discount on Nazi themed stuff as his dad founded the British Union of Fascists
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I guess it means the the family motto is “Dachau must go on” 
I am SO going to Hell, for that one
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lack of sex also screws with my grammer.
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that so lame
Come on now, men can have free sex too. They just want sex with women who don’t want to have sex with them. You want to play out of your league, you’ll pay for it… one way or another.
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All this hate and name calling is probably why some of you don’t have access to free sex. 
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No you’ve got it backwards - all this hostility stems from the inability some of us have had finding sex of any kind.
[QUOTE=detop]
I guess it means the the family motto is “Dachau must go on”
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OUCH[sub]witz[/sub]
God[sub]win[/sub], some of these puns are awful! 
[QUOTE=Zebra]
Why is sex so expensive in America? Who has inflated this for their own ends? The so called ‘sex shortage’ is a hoax people. Wake and stop the corporate big wigs from price gouging us into boring sex.
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Don’t have to go so far for cheap sex - I posted a thread a few days ago about the husband of the Junior Senator from MIchigan getting caught paying $150 to a prostitute. Yes, proof positive that the economy in Michigan, sucks.
Only if she was really good looking.
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Don’t have to go so far for cheap sex - I posted a thread a few days ago about the husband of the Junior Senator from MIchigan getting caught paying $150 to a prostitute. Yes, proof positive that the economy in Michigan, sucks.
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Yeah, what Zebra said. Having visited Michigan once I propose a more plausible explanation - the girl was ugly.
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Spitzer’s $5000 wasn’t really for sex. Sex, even anal, is much cheaper. He paid for the feeling of power and priviledge that comes with being able to have a $5000 call girl. It’s not even the kind of power rush that he could show off!
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Yeah, it’s like wearing your rocketship underwear, and nobody even asking to see it.
Two anecdotes:
When I was a suit I’d grab the Amtrak from Grand Rapids to Chicago for business. I’d take them out for lunch, then drinks, then business dinner and it was usually pretty cool. Then on one visit it was discovered I had a suite at the Drake and one of my associates suggested he stay overnight in the guest bedroom and spring for hookers. At which point he and a tablefull of associates lavished me with tales of screwing whores all across the glorious city.
When I was a suit in Grand Rapids I was neck-deep in this bohemian 19-year-old girl. For a while she sheltered a young Korean hooker who said she made 1/2 of $500 per trick plus tip. One man only wanted to watch her swim in his big indoor pool as he inertly sat in a balcony. Christmas 1994 he tipped her with a baby grand piano to be kept, Scheherazade-like at his home. She worked for an agency called “Chimera” and that always made me laugh.
In my understanding one only exchanges money for discretion, never for sex.
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In my understanding one only exchanges money for discretion, never for sex.
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Problem is, the sex is the only part you can reasonably be sure of getting.
And yet I recall hearing that the dollar was at one of its weakest points lately…I guess a buck still does get a bang somewhere.
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Come on now, men can have free sex too. They just want sex with women who don’t want to have sex with them. You want to play out of your league, you’ll pay for it.. one way or another.
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This sounds like a Nice Gal Lament. Tolerably few men do, in fact, turn down horny Nice Gals in order to pine over Miss Unattainable.
I mean, I know it’ll turn out to be our own fault one way or another, but you’ll have to try a little harder to defend your thesis that men could all get free sex if they really wanted it.