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Thomas Riley Marshall, former Vice President of the United States, is best remembered for saying, “What this country needs is a really good five-cent cigar.” Here’s hoping we will long remember Zebra’s Corollary.

[QUOTE=Malacandra]
This sounds like a Nice Gal Lament. Tolerably few men do, in fact, turn down horny Nice Gals in order to pine over Miss Unattainable.

I mean, I know it’ll turn out to be our own fault one way or another, but you’ll have to try a little harder to defend your thesis that men could all get free sex if they really wanted it. :slight_smile:
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I’m not a nice gal, believe it. :wink:

[QUOTE=Revtim]
But did they get Nazi-anal? That’s where you fuck her ass and call it “Invading Poland”.
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It had to be Poland because, as you may know, they don’t accept Czech.

Because there are women who will have sex with just about anyone. I have met several in the circles I run in so I am sure there must be more out there. 2 that I know have given up the lifestyle, one is still there as far as I know. Very few guys turned them down and several women accepted as well.
I try very hard not to know that much about other peoples private matters any more. That being said, apart from the sex thing I thought were all interesting people to talk too.

Adhemar
(fyi that’s Ms. Adhemar)

[QUOTE=Malacandra]
This sounds like a Nice Gal Lament. Tolerably few men do, in fact, turn down horny Nice Gals in order to pine over Miss Unattainable.

I mean, I know it’ll turn out to be our own fault one way or another, but you’ll have to try a little harder to defend your thesis that men could all get free sex if they really wanted it. :slight_smile:
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[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
I’m not a nice gal, believe it. :wink:
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Or ask the butterflies.

[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
Or ask the butterflies.
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Ask what? You lost me

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
Ask what? You lost me
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Um, 'cause you sleep with them?

Were you in on the birds and bees bit or were you just fluttering by? :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Um, 'cause you sleep with them?

Were you in on the birds and bees bit or were you just fluttering by? :slight_smile:
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Wow, I am extra, extra blonde today. That went riiiiiiiight over my head.

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
Wow, I am extra, extra blonde today. That went riiiiiiiight over my head.
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He was that excited?

[QUOTE=rayh]
He was that excited?
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No, no. I’m watching baseball tonight… no time for a man. Plus, any man who couldn’t control himself in that capacity wouldn’t get a return engagement.

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
No, no. I’m watching baseball tonight… no time for a man. Plus, any man who couldn’t control himself in that capacity wouldn’t get a return engagement.
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No even with all that power in there? It’s got to be better than a dribbler.

[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]
No even with all that power in there? It’s got to be better than a dribbler.
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I can’t speak for all women, but all the women I know aren’t really interested in the power of the money shot. That’s in pornos and gym locker rooms, it seems.

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
I can’t speak for all women, but all the women I know aren’t really interested in the power of the money shot. That’s in pornos and gym locker rooms, it seems.
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I’m sensing an undercurrent of contempt for men in your posts. I like it! :cool:

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
I can’t speak for all women, but all the women I know aren’t really interested in the power of the money shot. That’s in pornos and gym locker rooms, it seems.
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Hey, even if women aren’t impressed, anything that could go over their heads would be worth writing home to mother about.

[QUOTE=adhemar]
Because there are women who will have sex with just about anyone. I have met several in the circles I run in so I am sure there must be more out there.
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And you are located where?

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
I can’t speak for all women, but all the women I know aren’t really interested in the power of the money shot.
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:rolleyes: It wasn’t invented for you!

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
Come on now, men can have free sex too. They just want sex with women who don’t want to have sex with them. You want to play out of your league, you’ll pay for it.. one way or another.
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IN your league OR out, you’ll pay for it.. one way or another. Hookers just take business from bartenders.

[QUOTE=buttonjockey308]
IN your league OR out, you’ll pay for it.. one way or another. Hookers just take business from bartenders.
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What kind of girls do you entertain? Most girls I know buy their own drinks. The last thing you want is a guy following you around the bar/club because he bought you a drink. Plus, if a guy is interesting and attractive you want to talk to him without bribes.

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
:rolleyes: It wasn’t invented for you!
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That was kind of the point of my comment you were responding to.

[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]
Hey, even if women aren’t impressed, anything that could go over their heads would be worth writing home to mother about.
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I’m betting you have some pretty interesting conversations with your mother.

[QUOTE=JHWT]
I’m sensing an undercurrent of contempt for men in your posts. I like it! :cool:
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I have right-out-in-the-open contempt for certain male behaviors. Also for certain female behaviors :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
What kind of girls do you entertain? Most girls I know buy their own drinks. The last thing you want is a guy following you around the bar/club because he bought you a drink. Plus, if a guy is interesting and attractive you want to talk to him without bribes.
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I think we’ve established that this thread is about men who are boring and unattractive- hence the drink-buying.

[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
I think we’ve established that this thread is about men who are boring and unattractive- hence the drink-buying.
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Prostitution isn’t just for the boring and unattractive. After all, it’s been said that it isn’t about getting her to sleep with you… it’s getting her to leave :wink: