[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
Prostitution isn’t just for the boring and unattractive. After all, it’s been said that it isn’t about getting her to sleep with you… it’s getting her to leave 
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That’s easy - just let me say, “Hello.”
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
That’s easy - just let me say, “Hello.”
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I’m leaving.
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
Plus, if a guy is interesting and attractive you want to talk to him without bribes.
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Which still leaves the cosmically important question unresolved: How does he get into your pants anyway if he isn’t?
(And believe me, it is an important question; if uninteresting and unattractive guys never got laid, there would be ten times as many wars as now.)
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Which still leaves the cosmically important question unresolved: How does he get into your pants anyway if he isn’t?
(And believe me, it is an important question; if uninteresting and unattractive guys never got laid, there would be ten times as many wars as now.)
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Unfortunately, I can only speak for me. The answer for me is: he wouldn’t. Period.
That said, someone that I find unattractive or uninteresting might be someone else’s cup of tea.
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
Come on now, men can have free sex too. They just want sex with women who don’t want to have sex with them.
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Which they don’t seem to understand at all, because while they all deserve and expect a supermodel/goddess, we should just accept them for who they are and be thrilled to tears that they’re showing us any attention at all. It’s really rather pitiful to see their faces when the universe doesn’t line itself up with that expectation.
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
What kind of girls do you entertain? Most girls I know buy their own drinks. The last thing you want is a guy following you around the bar/club because he bought you a drink. Plus, if a guy is interesting and attractive you want to talk to him without bribes.
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What was it that Dave Letterman once complained about boring guests? Something people who show up and can’t even think of with two or three interesting topics or episodes in their lives.
During my bar crawling days, I made it a point of never buying drinks, because of this. If I couldn’t hit it off with a woman, then move on.
Nope, I never got the height required to report.
I encourage that. If more women (and men) provided immediate feedback, things would change.
[QUOTE=Johnny Angel]
Thomas Riley Marshall, former Vice President of the United States, is best remembered for saying, “What this country needs is a really good five-cent cigar.” Here’s hoping we will long remember Zebra’s Corollary.
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Long will it live in the Annals of American History.
-d&r-
I don’t care how far ‘down’ on goes on the attractivness scale, getting FIVE women to play Nazi Concentration Camp is really difficult without exchanging money.
[QUOTE=Maureen]
Which they don’t seem to understand at all, because while they all deserve and expect a supermodel/goddess, we should just accept them for who they are and be thrilled to tears that they’re showing us any attention at all. It’s really rather pitiful to see their faces when the universe doesn’t line itself up with that expectation.
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Agreed. I blame some of that on Hollywood with their unrealistic couplings. Life is not “King of Queens” and you’re not getting Leah Remini, fella.
mmmmm… Nazi Leah Remini
[QUOTE=Zebra]
I don’t care how far ‘down’ on goes on the attractivness scale, getting FIVE women to play Nazi Concentration Camp is really difficult without exchanging money.
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Reality tv seems to be a popular way to gather bimbos and get them to do embarrassing things. Even Flavor Flav managed to get a few women to eat a brick of fois gras*. Just set up some video equipment in various rooms and tell them you’re taping an episode of Girls Gone Wild.
*on the premise that only really classy babes like the stuff enough to eat that much of it.
How does one play Nazi Concentration Camp anyhow? Get 5 naked girls to run around screaming, “No, mein fuhrer, please do not give me ze lethal injection! I will do anyzing!” or is it just trying to cram too many people into a shower?
[QUOTE=pbbth]
How does one play Nazi Concentration Camp anyhow? Get 5 naked girls to run around screaming, “No, mein fuhrer, please do not give me ze lethal injection! I will do anyzing!” or is it just trying to cram too many people into a shower?
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Don’t forget the medical experiments.
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]
If more women (and men) provided immediate feedback, things would change.
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Or fistfights would break out.
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
I was really just hoping they’d widen the tracks to make it easier to overtake, but beggars can’t be choosers.
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It appears that buggers can’t be choosers, either.
Or can they?
[QUOTE=Maureen]
Which they don’t seem to understand at all, because while they all deserve and expect a supermodel/goddess, we should just accept them for who they are and be thrilled to tears that they’re showing us any attention at all. It’s really rather pitiful to see their faces when the universe doesn’t line itself up with that expectation.
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May I say I love you?
Why, thanks, el, darlin’. I think pretty highly of you, too. (you need to do another nursing pop quiz thread. I was on vacation last time and missed it)
[QUOTE=Zebra]
It aint a lack of mass transportation I’ll tell you what.
Why is sex so expensive in America? Who has inflated this for their own ends? The so called ‘sex shortage’ is a hoax people. Wake and stop the corporate big wigs from price gouging us into boring sex.
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The main problem is the lack of blowjob bars in America. Thailand has this problem licked.
[QUOTE=Zebra]
That’s right; the same Mr. Spitzer paid to not get anal sex.
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[Nitpick]I recall reading somewhere that the dangerous activity Spitzer was prone to ask for was condom-free sex. I believe I read that in the police report on The Smoking Gun but I’m not sure. Still, I recall reading it from an official source somewhere.[/Nitpick]
So he was paying 5K for striaght sex with a condom?
RIP-OFF!
I so need to move to Amsterdam.