Screw the money!.. er, so to speak. If I were a prostitute, there is no way condoms would not be used unless my client could produce the paperwork for a blood test done 3 months ago that they were disease free, and I knew for a fact that they had been shagging no one else in that time. Even at 5K a pop, I’m not too keen on getting HIV - nor do I want to give it to the ladies I love… or at least the ladies I don’t charge for sex.
I’m with Klytus on this one. There isn’t enough money in the world for me to chance my health like that (though granted even with a condom it isn’t a guarantee of a perfectly disease free activity.) I would be willing to play concentration camp victim or any other role playing scenario you wanted, wear whatever costume, involve whatever food products, let your friends watch and hold up score cards like they are Olympic judges, let you watch me and my friends and hold up score cards like you are an Olympic judge, etc. Really I am down with pretty much anything that doesn’t involve children, animals, corpses or excrement, but there isn’t any amount of money that could make me feel comfortable with laying there worrying that I am contracting a horrible disease while some guy goes about his business. There are far less deadly ways to make money.
Dude.
scribbles another item onto list of long-term life goals
So, uh, may I be the first to say…
How you doin’? 
darn
I presume you’re saying “darn” to the animal part, Zebra?
Or were you interested in sex with poopy dead baby animals?
no comment
Now that is a kick-ass’ fist date!
The problem isn’t the uninteresting and unattractive guys; it’s the interesting and/or attractive guys who get aced out by the alpha gorillas. They’re the ones who undermine society.
Freudian slip? 
Possibly not. :eek: