You'll never look at cars the same way again...

I have 3 Anal Triumphs (a '66, a’68 and a '69 GT6), do I win? I think 3 Anal Triumphs is like 3 pins in wrestling. Right? (the Olympic, not WWF. WWF is determoned by ferrets)

For you youngsters it’s a Brit and the company went under in '80/'81. Mine pride and joy is 35 years old this year(maybe older by the serial # because they were titled the year the were sold), one similar to it won La Mans in it’s class, second for another one if I remember right.

Anal Galaxy
Anal Comet
Anal Nova (ouch! a Preperation H moment?)

I need to sit down now.

This is probably TMI…but I have an Anal Protege 5! I guess I put too many miles on my first 4 proteges? Or maybe I’m just a good mentor… :wink:

I disagree. So far, the Anal Marauder is my fave :slight_smile:

Ever try a Norton, perhaps an Anal Commando

Or perhaps an Anal Sportster?

Oh, what list would be complete without the Anal Oasis?

I drive an Anal Intrepid.

One of my best friends drives an Anal Park Avenue. I rather like that one. It sounds like some ritzy neighborhood on a cul-de-sac or something. Except maybe not so ritzy.

And my personal favorite…my father’s Anal Ranger.

So, has anyone mentioned the Anal Frontier?

My mom drives an Anal Highlander.
I drive an Anal 240 DL Wagon. ('87)
My younger brother also drives an Anal 240 DL Wagon. ('90)
My older brothe drives an Anal Maxima. Ewwwwwwe!!!
My dad drives an Anal Previa.

The Anal Accord

It sounds like something you would sign at a fettish bar…

If there’s more than one route, you got problems. :smiley:

Anal Acura sounds like a really bad piece of parody hentai.

Anal Electra
Anal Caprice
Anal Royale
Anal Galaxie
Anal Skyliner
Anal Sunfire
Anal Cougar
Anal Impala
Anal Voyager

I can’t believe how funny such a stupid thing is. :smiley:

Actually, there’s another one, but you have to say it with the French accent: Le Car Anal.

Thought of a few more…

The Anal Pinto - they burst into flames when hit in the end

The Anal Zephyr - silent, but deadly.

The Anal Stingray - almost as nasty as the Anal Viper.

The Anal Caravan - all of them? That’s scary.

The Anal Villager - a close second to the Villiage Idiot.

Anal Duster
Anal Dart
Anal Mystique
Anal Aurora
Anal Intrigue
Anal Taurus
Anal Topaz
Anal Avalanche
Anal Fury