You last three didn’t read the OP
Gukumatz 2020: Who’s up for beer after work?
Solid winner, if you ask me.
Beetle 2020: Not dead, not healthy.
Sounds like you won’t have to put up with me long in any case!
(I was texting my husband a picture of an ailing chicken.)
This really is better than the stripper name game, in which my name was Carla Vinton. Sounds more like a CPA than a stripper.
Yeah, some of those end up really boring. Particularly if you grew up on “117th Street.”
I always liked my science-fiction name: Karfx of Prednisone. (Stripper name is Fluffy Cook.)
One more -
Guest-starring: Id! in 2020 - if you like it nekkid, you’ll like me. A lot.
I agree! OTOH, this…
…sounds like the slogan Bernie or Biden would get stuck with if they lost a bet.
Mine is just a picture of my Yorkie sleeping in the cat’s tree, so I win.
TD 2020: “Slap-a-ho”
I’d vote for you. The Yorkie or the cat, too. Even the tree would be an upgrade.
Czarcasm 2020: I’m going to dump it and start all over.
LOL, a transformational candidate!
Beesnest 2020 Too hot to sit outside
Wasn’t the whole message but still…
Porpentine 2020: Ok! I’d like to go over some stuff with you before I submit a budget to Kim, so how about I bring my laptop over? Let me know what time you want to leave.
That might be a little, uh, long-winded.