If you were running for president, what would your campaign slogan be? No serious answers, please. The sillier, the better.
Vote for ekedolphin in 2020: “Technically, He’s Old Enough Now.”
“Vote Spoons. And vote often.”
“Vote Happy, vote sad, vote Lendervedder, he ain’t that bad.”
Vote Panache, just another old guy!
A vote for Prof. Pepperwinkle is a vote for informed, compassionate lunacy!
Frodo 2020: If you were running he would vote for you!
kitap 2020: She has an adorable cat. What more do you need?
Or
kitap 2020: Vote for the chocoholic.
Vote for Bumbershoot. He’s got you covered.
Vote for Quondam Mechanic. He may be uncertain, but at least he’s principled.
VOTE for [del]Boffo[/del] BURPO
He did it…
He’s out…
And he’s ready to do it again!
Vote Nonsuch. Drink Beer.
We have nothing to fear, except for an angry goose.
Elendil’s Heir 2020: The functioning Democratic adult we need!
My three favorite offbeat slogans IRL:
“Zell Yes!” (Zell Miller, running for Governor of Georgia)
“A troubled man for troubled times” (Alice Cooper for President)
“Better a lizard than a wizard” (for the crooked Edwin Edwards over the ex-Klansman David Duke for Governor of Louisiana)
Cut the deficit by cutting the rug.
The Littler of two evils: Nemo 2020
As I recall, Edwards joked that he had to hire new campaign staff. None of his regular people knew how to run a campaign based on holding the higher moral ground.
He also quoted Earl Long, a predecessor, in saying that “The only way I can lose is if I get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy.”
This bumper sticker actually existed while Edwards ran against Duke: Vote for the crook. It’s important.