SlackerInc 2020: Please sell me five pieces of bread for five dollars
Rules here: https://twitter.com/robinskyleigh/status/1148032733542674433?s=21
MAN 2020: LOL FUCK OFF!!!
It’s unorthodox, but it definitely captures the essence of my campaign.
Me 2020: ok.
Lendervedder 2020: I thought she was in her 50s
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“You Could Do Worse.”
Laser 2020: Sure
I like it. It makes me sound reliable.
T2020ThatIsSoInartfullyWorded
LN 2020 Need anything from Xville?
enalzi 2020: Some cream and sugar
If I go back one text, I have my perfect re-election slogan-
enalzi 2024: Sorry I didn’t get much done.
Euphonious Polemic 2020: I know what you mean.
I think these slogans (well, the ones that follow the rules) are awesome. But now I’m reading actual campaign slogans of the candidates, and trying to reverse engineer them into texts.
Biden 2020: Our best days still lie ahead. (OMG, that’s so tragic! Was that text to his wife?)
Harris 2020: For the people. (Party planning? Not sure.)
Warren 2020: We will save our democracy (a group text to the next resistance meeting, I guess)
Sanders 2020: Not me. Us. (Seems really skeevey.)
Axe 2020: Okay, thanks
Ludovic 2020: Our Lady Peace is one of my favorite grunge-related bands.
Turnip 2020: Are you sure? I don’t even see his mouth moving!
ugh this is just bad
Stickler 2020: I made a cherry cheesecake should you want some dessert.
You kidding? I’d vote for that in a heartbeat!
Um. Cheesecake for everyone? That sounds suspiciously Marxist, just saying…
Or it could carry the opposite connotation - “Let them eat cheesecake”
Akaj 2020: Makes the room nice and dark
(I had just installed a new window shade, and Ms. A asked how it looked.)