Ditka 2020: Yes, I can
Buckner 2020: Will do!
Gosh, mine works quite well. Although I’d probably still lose to Inner Stickler’s pandering to the voters with the cherry cheesecake. Heck, I probably wouldn’t even vote for myself, come to think of it.
Procrustus 2020: Enforcing uniformity and conformity
Samson 2020: Shrimp Ceviche Salad With Queso Par Freir
Going hard after the Latino vote I guess.
bobot 2020: She’s more than welcome!
Fish 2020: OK
Simple, understated, not building up unreasonable expectations.
Me 2020: Hey, my doctor just told me it was time for another colonoscopy.
The full text was more than that, but this is punchier.
Guy 2020: But the sentence diagramming was a good job regardless.
Policy wonk, indeed.
41 2020: Thanks for being available on short notice.
(Really hoping for voter turnout.)
Jas 2020: We’re not going to your Mom’s tonight, are we?
OK, I’m screwed…
Locrian 2020: Foreign Dialogue Needs to Be Translated
(I work in subtitles…)
Axe 2020: Ok, see ya whenever.
OldGuy 2020: Anyone but Trump. So it could be me. – Right?
Hmmm…this one doesn’t really work, but I’m just following the rule:
blondebear 2020:image of The Beatles with Cassius Clay
Lingel 2020: And it works! 
Lots of fun ones!
Z 2020: LOL, good night
Same. Dung Beetle 2020: Sure!
I think it makes us sound slutty. 
Sherrerd 2020: ETA 7:15
Beckdawrek 2020 Okay (3 kissy emojis) have fun.
I’m adhering to the Par-tay line. Yep. I’ll win.