Camisole 2020 - I have studied the menu and know what I want.
I’m thorough and decisive!
Dinor 2020 - WTF?!?
Mine would be useful only if my base turned out to be conspiracy theorists.
Or, possibly, evangelicals.
Superdude 2020: Are we still on for tomorrow?
The previous 2 would have also worked in strange ways:
Superdude 2020: Congrats!
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Superdude 2020: Hey! Come over here and pay attention to me!
El_Kabong 2020: Yep.
Pescado 2020: I want to cum in your mouth
I made that up. I don’t text.
That seems all too appropriate for an American election these days.
Kinda going for the Upper Midwestern vote, eh? Very strategic! States like Minnesota and Iowa will be crucial!
Oh, my.
ETA: Well heck, Gatopescado, that’s cheating! I demand a Special Counsel investigation of the 2020 made-up campaign slogan scandal!
Coverage 2020: by all means.
:eek: :eek: That makes me sound ruthless like the ends always justify the means.
Goodness 2020: Ok, I’ll wait.
Setting up my 2024 run, I guess.
Navigator2020 - I’ll lead us out of the chaos
By ballot or bullet the orange motherfucker is going down
And little Kellyann too
I’m gonna Rules-Lawyer here and say that technically it wasn’t cheating. I just didn’t ‘text’ it. 
Itself 2020: How about Werthers Chewy Caramels?
Machina 2020 - Sauna tomorrow?
Fighting the climate change here, clearly.
This really is as good as the ‘your stripper name’ game. Better, even.
“L1ves 2020: OK”
I’d vote for that.
Pity. That was probably the most effective one.
Okay, I’ve got a new one:
Axe 2020: Remember you were disappointed that there were no big guns?
I don’t even know what I’m campaigning on, but it sounds rad as hell!
At least I guess we know which party you’re representing…
CairoCarol 2020: Monday is fine.
kayT 2020: Hope you are feeling better today.
If I express/pretend concern for the voters, will they vote for me?