Well, I… Hmm.
See, that’s because… Hmm.
Yep. I’m officially too tired to come up with a smart ass response. Consider yerself lucky, Duke. 
(Though why couldn’t you have helped that half-court shot go in last night??)
In order:
Charmed
Dark Angel
Futurama
The Simpsons
Vicar of Dibley
Yep, one is too lonel a number.
Lessee:
SIMPSONS (How plebeian)
Any number of Britcoms; (My what’s your favorite Britcom thread just hit 69 replies,666 views. Maybe the devil watches Britcoms from betwixt his old lady’s legs.)
MST3K…Oh goodie, it’s 4 A.M. here now, and it’s on at 7 A.M.
Damn, I just realized I typed lonel, not lonely, in the top line and can’t figure out how to get back there without wiping everything else out. PTOO!
SOUTH PARK. “Goddamit, you guys suck, and you can’t type, either.I’m going home.”
Yay Sunday cartoons!! Futurama, King of the Hill, Simpsons, & Malcolm in the Middle. Which is not, technically, a cartoon, but I usually watch it anyway. Like, how gay is the dad on that show? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I keep watching to see if he’s going to come out.
Also, Red Sox games.
Stargate SG-1: mmmmm Amanda Tapping, and I’m a sucker for MacGuyver who gets to use guns.
OZ: keeps me from going on a crime rampage.
Good Eats: my fave cooking show.
Sopranos: no pithy comment.
ER: but it is getting a bit soapish…
Simpsons: It never gets old.
Crocodile Hunter: On the off chance I can witness Cap’n Crikey being eaten alive by a large animal with sharp teeth and/or poisonous saliva 
Antiques Roadshow: to see what riches I have thrown out.
Iron Chef
OZ
NFL Football if the Bucs are playing.
That’s it.
Buffy and Angel two-hour WB-Block.
The West Wing. Especially when it’s a new episode (though the reruns are just as good).
Once and Again
Frasier
The older I get, the less television becomes “must see.”
Unless I’m otherwise engaged, from 7 to 8 on weeknights is Jeopardy followed by a Seinfeld rerun. I like to watch anything Star Trek.
OZ. If we are somewhere when Oz will be on later that night, we are sure to leave to make it home before Oz starts. Yes, it’s obsessive. I still firmly believe that if they started showing Oz in middle school there would be less crime.
I also love to watch Law and Order and L&O:SVU. Both great shows in their own rights, but I love to see the Oz actors as different characters.