Thom Yorke of Radiohead.
Grace Jones. She’s not all that pretty, but I bet she’d fuck me like my dick had the only available antidote.
Anthony Hopkins - even in Silence of the Lambs. Sick, I know
Mine are uncommon but not inexplicable.
Jennifer Connely
Alyssa Milano
Christina Applegate
The funny thing is that they are all roughly my age and they were all child stars and I have liked them all since childhood.
Out of the real of superstardom, I used to crush on girls that were more cute than hot and some got some raised eyebrows from friends.
I had a big-ass crush on Tina Fey back in the day before she got such an outpouring of geek love from the rest of the world. Basically, I had a crush on Tina Fey before it was cool to have a crush on Tina Fey.
Now … oh, maybe Kerri Kenney-Silver. “You have a crush on Lieutenant Weigel?”
There’s also the Vonage commercial woman, only because she looks and sounds almost exactly like an old ex. Then again, because the old ex does acting and voiceover work, the Vonage Girl may really be my ex.
I’m a huge Criminal Minds fan, and for me, it’s Penelope Garcia!! (Kirsten Vangsness)
It’s so much the personality too, though… she’s so quirky and fun!
I just found out she came out… bummer for me…
S^G
I have a rock and roll crush on Sebastian Bach…I never knew he existed until Gilmore Girls.
Cuz she’s got brains.
Sexy, sexy brains.
I like me some brains.
Victoria Osteen, only if it involves animals or other women.
I would stand in that line as well
I second that, and thank you for the bravery of the admission.
I personally would go gay for Janeane Garofalo.
It’s just a weird thing.
(As far as I know she’s straight and I’m straight, but she just wows me.)
Okay, I’ll admit that I’m an old guy from a different, and more Central European, tradition, but when were she and Mary Lynn Rajskub NOT beautiful women? 24 ugged down (but not completely–see her other work) Rajskub and Vangsness is of a more international taste, but I see no reason to apologize.
And I would go straight (wait a tic: wasn’t I already straight?) for her. The concept of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs” didn’t work for me because I couldn’t see how Uma Thurman was hotter than Janeane Garofalo.
Well, doing a Mom & her daughter isn’t kosher, but those two- it’s understandable!
So I’ll WTF WTF them both? They were both hotties.
I’ll also WTF WTF Mary Steenburgen. Loved her since TIME AFTER TIME.
For the ones who questioned John Goodman, I have only to say this:
There is a scene in Roseanne in the first few seasons where John Goodman hoists himself up to sit on the kitchen counter and is leaning forward on his hands, swinging his legs, talking cute with Roseanne.
And I would do him right then. In front of her even.
(or I would have before I met Dewey but we are assuming JG is on my list for this scenario.)
Morgan Freeman. Seriously. He looks like he would be an awesome lover. So what if he’s a 71 year old black man and I’m a 41 year old white girl? I know he’d rock my world.
He had me at “Electric Company.”
I will go with pbbth and say Peter Dinklage. He has an amazing voice, and the fact that he’s closer to my boobs is an advantage, as far as I’m concerned.
Laurie Metcalf.
http://www.wchstv.com/abc/thenormshow/lauriemetcalf.jpg
Lisa Gerritsen (Bess, Phyllis’s daughter on the Mary Tyler Moore show). She was older than me but sort of age-regressed for TV or something. My sister said Lisa had a smooshed face
ETA and Laurie Metcalf played the wacky neighbor in “Uncle Buck.”
I caught Laurie Metcalf on stage in New York in November with Nathan Lane. She was playing a frizzy neurotic character, but she has a really nice, toned body that was hard not to notice.
If ANy of them got a WTF? from any your friends you’ve been hanging with a bunch really hardcore gays (most gays I know would tell them they are hot). There is absolutely nothig WTF-ish about them