…BTW, with the “hardcore gay” comment I mean a guy who is so into men that he cannot get female beauty at all…
I just re-read it and thought it might come off the wrong way. I was not trying to insult anyone.
[George_Costanza]Of course women like Lyle Lovett! Tall fella, good head of hair…[/George_Costanza]
When Tootsie was a big movie ,I wondered how he could leave Teri Garr to go after Jessica Lange . Garr is sick and has not aged well ,but she was hot .I wanted a close encounter of the best kind.
My daughter and I were just arguing over which of us gets to have Gene Wilder’s babies… He’s just so hot, I don’t know what it is!
Stephen Colbert is wildly sexy–but most sexy when he’s in character. He’s no slouch in his own persona, but I want to take him right on the desk of the Colbert Report. He can keep the tie on…
Richard E. Grant, check–Withnail was good, but for me How To Get Ahead In Advertising really did it. Alan Rickman, easy check (Truly, Madly, Deeply, anyone?) John Goodman, yup. Hugo Weaving–ever since Priscilla.
John Turturro, oddly enough, but I think I’d want to shower afterward.
Tim Robbins, rawr–bonus points if I could get a threesome with him AND Susan Sarandon…
Sam Neill, anytime, anyplace!
Malcolm McDowell–ever since seeing him in O Lucky Man way back in the '70s. He’s so obnoxiously cocky!
My girl crushes include Alison Janney, she’s awesome! I’ve also lusted for Ellen Barkin for years, as well as Brett Butler–funny AND sexy!
I think the only truly WTF one, though, is Marty Feldman. I can’t explain it, it just is, okay?
Hah, as I said, they are just uncommon, not way out there. It is just that I don’t normally go for the top pinups of the time. I get nothing for Jessica Simpson, Vida Guerra or any other classical hotties.
Ok, I stopped reading right here to post. This is truly a WTF one. So:
WTF?
Alan Rickman. I loooove his voice.
Mike Holmes. Who doesn’t love a handyman? 
Arnold Vosloo, the mummy from The Mummy movies. Sexy bald head, brooding look…sigh. He was in my dreams for a long time.
And, to fill the obligatory Scottish accent slot…Craig Ferguson. Wow, would I love to hang out with him for a day!
It just occurred to me that I never posted any of my own WTF celeb crushes in this thread. I won’t be like some other posters who have typed “risky” choices like Jennifer Connelly.
I like Gwen Ifill. Does that work for ya?
So I’m the only one with a thing for Johnny Carson? I’ve had a crush on him since I was five years old!
And, yes, I know he’s dead, but he still makes my heart flutter.
Second that. I had a major case of heat for her while The West Wing was on. I got the DVDs!
Like i said there is something just warm and inviting about her,
i like her looks but it’s more of a all over attraction.
Juliet Landau. I dunno.
Beth Littleford from the Daily Show way back when.
Oh, and a “Bizarro WTF.” Never thought Halle Berry was hot.
Count me as another woman who would do John Goodman on the kitchen floor!
The real WTF that I get though, is Danny De Vito. Funny, built like a fireplug, what’s there not to get a girl’s motor running?
Jo Frost from Supernanny.
http://abc.go.com/primetime/supernanny/index?pn=bio#t=actor&d=40907
Alex Borstein from Mad T.V. and the voice of Lois on Family Guy.
Ellen DeGeneres
Christopher Walken! Mmmm.
Anthony Hopkins (even as Hannibal Lecter!)
Donald Sutherland.
Martin Landau (from his Space: 1999 days, that is!)
When did Gwen Ifill stop being the Standard Doper Crush?
Warning: Zombie thread.
However as The Shroud still posts, there is a book about Virginia Cherrill called “Chaplins Girl”. It is written by Miranda Seymour and is very interesting.
I had a huge crush on Englebert Humperdinck… . when I was four! It was the first music I was exposed to and I thought he looked so handsome on the album covers. I guess it was the first symptom of my ongoing addiction to Englishmen(not that I had any knowledge of a thing called England).
I’ve had a long standing crush on Danny Elfman. So clever and talented!
I could also grind Jack White like a fresh cup of coffee.
I have always had a thing for Martha Plimpton since back in the 80s. She disappeared for a while, only to reemerge on Raising Hope in crushtacular glory.