Your conquest speech

Okay, now what?

Brace y’self, Bridget!

Sorry, I had a flashback to the episode of “The Big Bang Theory” where the kid quotes a Superman Movie line:

“Kneel before Zod!”

I would rip off Kefka from FFVI.

“Life… dreams… hope… Where’d they come from? And where are they headed? These things… I am going to destroy! . . . I shall make a monument to nonexistence”

That guy was the epitome of cool, insane evilness.

People of Earth - congratulations to you on this, the day of your great and glorious liberation! You are free, at last, from the whims of local despots, the petty grovelings of your politicans - for I, Mr. Excellent, am now your sole lord and master. Cooperate with me, and you shall enjoy peace and prosperity. Resist, and all the tears in the world will be insufficient to match your weeping. Obey!

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Not directly related, but whenever I think about magnificent speeches stirringly delivered, I always come back to this gem.

“Pants … OFF!”

"So… um…


Klatuu burrido nikto

“Let there be mead and hand jobs for all my men!!!”