Who is your fave reindeer? I know, it’s after Christmas, but reindeer are very important to me. (I prefer them to Santa, the elves, the dancing menorahs…)
Now, I’ll go first.
Mine is Vixen. She is the coolest. What people don’t really know is that Vixen was Rudolph’s mother, but she gave him up to her sister (Donner’s husband) so that she could continue to fly on the team.
Plus Vixen was able to carry two elves on her back and fly- all this when she was a baby! Plus she saved those two elves from Heat Miser. (I got that from The Year Without a Santa Claus.)
I also like Rudolph. Champion of the misfits (be it toys, elves). He was nice to his girlfriend and he wasn’t sexist. Still, Vixen reigns supreme.
What do you guys think? (And yes I know ahead of time some of you will say Adolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer…)
I like Blitzen too. You know why he’s Blitzen, right? He’s a real party animal.
Zoggie, you are correct about Vixen being Rudolph’s mom. But did you know that she had an affair with Blitzen? Blitzen drank so much that his nose was always red, and poor Rudy inherited Rosacea.
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And now you know…The Rest Of The Story.
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He’s not a prude. His nose can use the doppler effect to detect incoming anti-ballistic missles. This has become very important to Santa over the past few years…
For a change this year, let’s give some thanks to “all of the other reindeer” - Santa’s back-up crew which is constantly ready to step in if the first string can’t make it. So how about a hand for Bingo, Ringo, Lefty, Lulu, Speedy, Gomez, Wilbur, and Crazy Dave.
Actually, that’s all a vicious rumor started by Henrietta, just because Sparky broke up with Hen to go out with Olive. Actually, the most vicious taunting was from Hen herself, but as soon as Rudolph became famous she did an about-face and claimed that Olive hated him but she’d always stuck up for him. Mean little doe, Henrietta.
Ah, Olive! That’s the one I wanted you guys not to use, but its too late. A canine voiced by Drew Barrymore. Will wonders never cease?
Yep, my Vixen had an affair with the top reindeer. (Well top male reindeer, I guess.)
Do you know about the gay and flamboyant reindeer who attempted to march in the Gay Pride parade? That’s Prancer. (Esprix’s fave reindeer. :))
I love Prancer too, not as much as I love Vixen, but Prancer is great. Wonderful fashion sense. Can dance. (No, Dancer can’t dance as well as him.) And he isn’t a ass, like that sexist misogynist Donner.
LaKeisha and Janet are k00l. Hoofie Spice and Antler Spice are right up there. But Bridgette really gets my tail in a knot when she plays those french maid reindeer games.
