Tip the cat
This works by scratching particular spots on cats shoulders…they lean in on it and you pull your hand away, they tip over.
Feed peanut butter to the dog
Watch them lick for a half hour
I’d like to run you over with a car! Here’s a hint… Jeffrey Dalmer started with cruelity to animals! My Baloney has a first name, it’s M O U T H…
When I was younger, I used to enjoy putting tinfoil LOOSELY around my cats’ heads. Since it touches their whiskers, they freak and start slowly walking backwards until they bumped into something and turned direction. I ONLY did this for at most 15 seconds, but their behavior amazed me.
Also, when I get tired of playing with the puppy after a few hours, I will tie a helium-filled balloon to her collar or tail and let her chase it for a for an eternity. She slept well at night after burning all that energy.
When I was younger, we had indoor-outdoor cats. One of them would hop up on the outside widowsill in the kitchen and meow to be let in. I would then go over to the kitchen door like I was going to open it, and then wait a few seconds, then go back to the kitchen. The cat, after a few seconds, would jump up on the windowsill again, looking mildly annoyed. I thought this was hilarious, but then I was probably 9 or 10 years old at the time. I felt guilty after the first couple times I did it, so then I let the cat in.
Putting a piece of scotch tape on a cat’s forehead is funny- make it just long enough so that they can see it- they will back away and start to get agitated, because they can feel it on their head and see a little bit of it…after a minute or so, if the cat hasn’t managed to get it off, I remove the tape, cause I feel bad…I’m just too nice I guess.
This isn’t so much a prank as a game, but it’s along the same lines. When I worked for a vet, one of the employees would bring her dog to work. He is one of the smartest and nicest dogs I have ever met. I used to play hide-and-seek with him (after hours of course). There was a hallway off the lobby, leading into 3 exam rooms, and then an inner hallway that led to the back (the hallways were parallel and connected by the exam rooms). I would run away from the dog, and whistle for him, then when I heard him coming (his collar tags jingled), I would run around into a room and wait for him. When I heard him coming, I would jump out of the room with my arms raised, shouting, “RAAAAA!” and he would bark at me and jump a little. Then we’d be off again. It was fun, and the dog enjoyed it too. He would come over and sit next to me sometimes, and I would reach around and tickle the tip of the hair sticking out of his ears- he would shake his head and rub his ear with his paw, and look at me. Then I’d do it again, looking all casual when he looked at me again. He’d get me back, though- he’d jump up on my lap suddenly and give me a big ol’ lick on the mouth!
One cat likes to sit iun the middle of the bed after I wake up. So she’s there when I’m ready to make up the bed (which is a sheet and a comforter), she won’t move in spite of the obvious danger involved.
So I make up the bed with her still in it.
I think the likes it.
Did you read the whole thread? How’s that foot taste? Could you be any thicker? :rolleyes:
I believe that’s "threads and “thickheaded”! Still a dumbass from what I’ve seen of your other posts! So keep on sucking those mustard bags!