Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life!

Here’s the link to it.

http://geocities.com/MotorCity/Factory/2681/favcolor.htm

Mine is RED. People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and
enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take
hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady
Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

My favorite color is pink.

Wait a second – that’s not completely accurate. Some of my favorite things are pink.

That’s better. :wink:

Hmm. My favorite color is clear. What does that say about me?

My fondness for turquoise is explained.

I now feel free to announce to all and sundry I am an affectionate, sensitive yet eternally virginal tidal wave with sinning tendencies while simultaneously immune to infidelity or outside interests.

Burnt sienna, anyone?

Two of my favorite colors are black and green:

BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

…teal would be…? A ravaging virginal lover?

Blue. No, yelloooooooooooowwwww… :slight_smile:

Hmm well I’m BLUE

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner’s needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach
is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a babygrand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never seeking outside interests.

This is interesting info for me… since I am as yet still a virgin. I wonder if it will prove out to be true?

Thanks, Rufus. Best laugh of the day.

Happy to oblige, blessedwolf!

Given this crowd, I’m surprised nobody beat me to it… :slight_smile:

Mine is red. So Anniz…how YOU doin’?

My favourite colour is green.

Wow. Is that description ever WRONG.

It would appear that my favourite colours should be red and black. But they’re not. :smiley:

Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.
They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than
fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,
as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never
seeking outside interests.
Yes, my favorite colour by far has always been blue.

It’s a shame that i don’t enjoy sex, though, from the above it sounds like I am pretty damn good at it.

That’s funny…
I read once in some survey somewhere that blue is the favorite colour of the majority of people in the US…

Ohhhhhh, another RED.
Hi Bottle of Smoke,
I’m doing fine
a bit bored and lonely tonight,
that’s all.
So, I’m of to bed early here in Sweden,
(10 o’clock in the evening)
so, good night everyone when it’s your turn to sleep.[smile]

Equally liked colors (with maroon but they don’t list maroon)
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner’s needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a babygrand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never seeking outside interests.

So I guess this means I am fresh, innocent, a sinner and consider making love a fine art. What a wonderful combo!

< evil green >

I like green but I think red and brown describe me better.

I don’t know much about the accuracy or problems associated with this color stuff, but I do know that there’s a cure for that virginity problem. :wink:

My favorite color is black but this description isn’t entirely accurate. BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

My second favorite color is blue… a more accurate description by far. BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner’s needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a babygrand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate – never seeking outside interests.

So I’m a moody pervert who’s into S&M yet I’m affectionate to my lover’s needs and have an elegant approach to the fine art of lovemaking. Hmmm… anyone wanna be tied up and bitch slapped… in an “elegant” fashion?

My favorite color is blue and so is my wife’s (her van is blue, her bedroom growing up was blue, she painted her doll room blue when we married, our carpet is blue, our couch is blue, our border in the living room is blue, our curtains are blue, you get the idea)

It seems to be fairly close to our lives. :wink:

Jeffery

Oh yeah. That’s me.

Anyone who’s interested, you’ve got my e-mail address. :wink: