Your Favorite Complicated Recipes and Meals

Beef bourguignon is more of a cold weather dish, but it’s a delicious, pain-in-the-butt-in-a-fun-way meal.

1/4 pound thick-sliced bacon (3 slices), cut into 1-inch-wide pieces
3 pounds boneless beef chuck, cut into 2-inch chunks
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
4 1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 cup brandy
1 (4-inch) piece celery rib
4 fresh parsley stems (without leaves)
4 fresh thyme sprigs
2 Turkish bay leaves or 1 California bay leaf
2 whole cloves
2 onions, finely chopped
3 large garlic cloves, finely chopped
2 carrots, peeled if desired and cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices
1 tablespoon tomato paste
1 (750-milliliter) bottle dry red wine, preferably Burgundy or Côtes du Rhône
1 pound small (1 1/2-inch-wide) boiling onions or pearl onions
1 pound mushrooms, trimmed, quartered if large

Pat beef dry and season with salt and pepper. Divide flour between two large sealable plastic bags. Divide beef between bags, seal bags, and shake to coat meat.

Heat 1 1/2 tablespoons oil and 1 1/2 tablespoons butter in a 6- to 8-quart wide heavy pot over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking. Brown beef well in 2 or 3 batches, without crowding, adding remaining 1/2 tablespoon oil as needed. Transfer to a bowl.

Pour off any excess oil from pot, then add brandy and deglaze pot by boiling over high heat, stirring and scraping up brown bits, for 1 minute. Pour over beef.

Tie celery, parsley, thyme, bay leaves, and cloves together with kitchen string to make a bouquet garni (stick cloves into celery so they don’t fall out). Heat 1 tablespoon butter in cleaned pot over moderately high heat until foam subsides, then cook bacon, stirring, 2 minutes. Add chopped onions, garlic, and carrots and cook, stirring occasionally, until pale golden, about 5 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Add wine, meat with its juices, and bouquet garni, bring to a simmer, and simmer gently, partially covered, until meat is tender, 3 1/2 to 4 hours.

Meanwhile, blanch boiling onions in a 4-quart saucepan of boiling well-salted water for 1 minute; drain (blanching onions makes peeling easier). Rinse under cold running water, then peel.

Heat 1 tablespoon butter in a 3-quart heavy saucepan over moderately high heat until foam subsides. Add boiling onions and cook, stirring occasionally, until browned in patches. Season with salt and pepper. Add 2 cups water (1 1/2 cups if using pearl onions), bring to a simmer, and simmer, partially covered, until onions are tender, 15 to 20 minutes. Increase heat and boil, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until liquid is reduced to a glaze, 5 to 10 minutes. Remove from heat.

Heat remaining 1 tablespoon butter in a 12-inch nonstick skillet over moderately high heat until foam subsides. Add mushrooms and cook, stirring until golden brown and any liquid mushrooms give off has evaporated, about 8 minutes. Season with salt and pepper. Remove from heat.

When meat is tender, stir onions and mushrooms into stew and simmer for 10 minutes. Remove and discard bouquet garni and skim any fat from surface of stew. Season with salt and pepper.

It’s definitely a company dish. Serve it with good crusty bread, a nice salad, and good wine. Chocolate mousse for dessert. Ooh-la-la!

My favorite recipe is a huge PITA but so, so worth it: General Tso’s Chicken.
It’s not necessarily a complex recipe, but it is somewhat time-consuming because of the two-stage frying. We often tweak the sauce/glaze a bit, most commonly adding a bit more soy sauce or some of the other assorted oriental sauces we have on hand (gyoza or tempura dipping sauce, mushroom oyster sauce, etc) and using sherry instead of rice wine because we’ve ususally got some in the pantry. It is a very versatile recipe - I frequently make it with mushrooms or fake chicken, since I’m a vegetarian, and I’ve made all-eggplant versions before that every meat-eater I know (including my extremely picky meat-and-potatoes husband) raved about. In short, despite being a total pain it has become our go-to recipe when we want to dazzle guests, as it never fails to please.

I’m pretty sure you can get frozen mussels just about anywhere. I’ve had them, they’re not too bad. Mussels seem to hold up the best of all shellfish when frozen.

Forget, the Oysters and just use mussels instead… mabe some fresh thyme sprigs or other fresh herbs in the salt crust. Maybe wrap the mussel shell shut with a strip of bacon, and then pack them in the salt crust.

But if you’re going to serve mussels, you might as well do them right and serve Mussels in Cream Sauce (Mussels steamed in white wine and leeks and finished with some heavy cream.) Serve with a baguette or some hearty farmers bread.

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If I remember right, we used to get farm raised (ocean cultured), fresh frozen, New Zealand mussels that were actually very good. It’s kind of counterintuitive to the fresh philosophy, because the farmed mussels are much plumper, more meaty, and grit free compared to their natural counterparts.

This is mostly due to their cultivation method on skeins, and net bags suspended in open ocean. Cultured mussels are also a much more sustainable and eco-friendly approach to ocean harvest. Apparently the frozen Mussels are also par steamed, so they are partially cooked, but they take well to classical french techniques or wet cooking methods.

The frozen seafood/fish selection looks pretty good. Mussels, shrimp, crawfish, lump crab, bay scallops . . . Yum.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to drool myself to death just thinking about all these marvelous recipes before I get in a kitchen. :wink:

Thank you all!

Well hell, you’ve got the makins for paella then, and creole. Neither are horribly complicated, but most people don’t know that. give you a chance to practice your roux making skills.

I make great roux, but have never managed a paella better than “meh”. Got another fabulous recipe for me? My jambalaya is merely edible, mostly because of ingredient availability. Okra, andadoiulle (sp? the sausage) and file powder are not easy to find in Podunkville. :frowning:

Y’all are going to have make a trip to North Dafuckingkota to help me eat all this!

I make an Ekrich/Johnsonville Sausage, chicken (optional), shrimp (optional) (You can get all of these, right?), jambalaya that does not have okra or filé in it. But it does have a ton of tomatoes, parsley and sage in it. Might you be underutilizing herbs and spices?

AFAIAC, okra and filé are gumbo ingredients only. And I only use okra in seafood gumbo, not in chicken and sausage gumbo.

These are my personal tastes based on my experience post-college with two honest-to-god Cajuns and how they cooked (which was spectacularly well).

p.s. I think the word is andouille. You could probably get in online, as it is highly preserved. And I don’t think of it as a sausage, as it is not ground when I have bought it. Filé should also be available online.

p.p.s. What time is supper at your house? I know it would be a great sacrifice for me, but maybe I could cheer you on through the rough spots.

Yes, those are gumbo ingredients are there are three main types of gumbo: okra-, file-, and roux-based. Most familiar with the cuisine will tell you that you do not mix these together (that is, no okra and file powder in your gumbo, just one or the other.) I know of at least one restaurant that served a gumbo made with okra, file powder, and roux. It seemed like many kinds of wrong to me but, hey, where would cuisine be without experimentation? Still, I’d stick to the rule.

edit: Oh, and I’ve used smoked semi-dry Polish sausage as an acceptable substitute for andouille. Not that Hillshire Farm (or whoever makes it) stuff (which is way too watery and the texture is too soft), but rather the kind you would get from a proper deli that smokes their sausages in-house.

Gumbo file. Andouille sausage (scroll down a bit). These two sites - Penzeys and iGourmet - are Mecca to those of us at the far reaches of civilization.

Sorry I’ve not been keeping up. Moving sucks.

Re: the Louisana-style food names, when I get my stuff back, and semiorganized, I think I REALLY need to buck up on terms and ingredients. I thought the andouille, chicken, shrimp, okra stuff was called jambalaya, and gumbo was a description of what rain does to a dirt road.

No wonder mine sucked, eh? Could’ve been worse, I s’pose, if I had ever actually obtained the file powder. :stuck_out_tongue:

Six-ish. C’mon in, don’t mind the cat, Mirror Pond, Moose Drool, Bud, or lemonade? :smiley:

This is a very old and old-fashioned recipe, but it makes a meal into a banquet:

Salmon in Pastry with Herb Sauce

2 thick salmon fillets, about 2 pounds (1 kg.), no skin or bones
salt and pepper
¼ to ½ cup butter
2 pieces of ginger in syrup (candied ginger)
2 generous tablespoons of currants
pastry
1 beaten egg mixed with a little milk or water, for a glaze

The pastry can be phyllo pasty or unsweetened pie pastry you’ve made or purchased. You need enough to fully enclose the pieces of salmon.

-Place one piece of salmon on the pastry, centering it.
-Mix the salt, pepper, butter, ginger, and currants together.
-Spread 2/3 of this mixture over the salmon, then place the other salmon piece on top and spread the remaining 1/3 over the fish.
-Seal the pastry very firmly around the fish. Put it seam side down on a baking sheet. You do not want it to leak.
-Slash the top of the pastry casing 2 or 3 times to allow steam to escape.
-If you want to be fancy, make little cutout decorations with spare pastry and affix them to the casing with an egg wash. Wash the pastry all over with the egg wash.
-Bake at 375 for about 40 minutes, watch that it doesn’t get too brown.

While the salmon cooks, make a sauce:

¼ cup butter
2 shallots peeled and chopped
1 tbsp chopped parsley
1 tbsp chopped chervil
1 tbsp chopped tarragon
1 tbsp flour
1 cup cream
salt and pepper
1 tsp Dijon mustard
2 egg yolks
lemon juice

-Melt the butter, add the shallots and herbs, cook over low heat until the shallots are soft.
-Stir in the flour and all but 2 tbsp of the cream, and the salt and pepper.
-Simmer for 10 minutes, then add the mustard.
-Stir the egg yolks into the remaining cream and beat this into the sauce.
-Do not let the sauce boil, but cook it until it is somewhat thickened.
-Correct the seasoning, add lemon juice to taste.
-Serve beside the fish.

This recipe is worth the fuss. Farmed salmon is very good cooked this way. The odd combination of ginger, currants, etc., works really well.

There was a recipe in the paper this morning for “Spoon Lamb”, which takes seven hours to cook, not including prep time.

And yet you’re making asparagus-crab omlets?

I’m guessing the crab meat is a little suspect.

More than “a little” actually. I was planning on using canned crab meat. However, two of the local grocery stores have frozen lump crab meat, as well as frozen whole snow and (outrageously expensive) frozen king legs.

An internet classic: Absolute Best Risotto You Will EVER Eat (you gotta read through the comments)

and, Morton Thompson’s Turkey

Holy shit is that the most over-the-top risotto recipe I’ve seen. For a pound of rice, there’s a pound and a half of cheese, and a half pound of butter. Wow. I’m tempted to try it but, my God, as much as I love rich foods I’m afraid my guests will need to defib me after a bite.