I know you. You’re a sophisticated Doper, the veteran of a thousand “Watcha Readin’?” and “The Allegory of the Sniper in Deus Ex” threads. You like to think you only laugh at highbrow, sophisticated stuff, like MST3K and Weebl and Bob.
Of course you aren’t. You laugh at stupid, stupid jokes, just like the rest of us.
Allow me to demonstrate:
What sound does an aerodynamic spring make?
Boeing!
Two guys walked into a bar. The second one really should have ducked.
What’s the sound of two atoms colliding?
Planck!
Why did the math major go to the rave?
He really loves e.
Why did Zeno cross the road?
Because space is quantum.
How many Dopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lessee, would the ‘screwing’ make it an MPSIMS thing, or would the technical aspects make it more GQ terroitory, or should I Pit the old bulb for burning out?
A priest, a rabbi and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”
Two ropes walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender points to a sign that says “No Ropes Served.” So they go outside, tie themselves into a knot, and fray out their ends. They walk back into the bar and sit down. The bartender looks at them and says “aren’t you two ropes?” To which they reply, “No, we’re a-frayed knot.”
my grandmother told me this years ago.
Two nuns were riding bikes down a cobblestone street. The first looked at the second and said ‘I’ve never come this way before.’
